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A slang term used throughout the south as example of an over-protective mother. Cajun Creole folklore has it that a mother by the name of Cathy was so over-protective of her son during his adolescences, that he went insane. One afternoon, the son snapped and went on a massacre, killing his mother, father, sister, and fellow pupils at the local schoolhouse. It is said that if you listen closely on southern fall nights, you can hear the whisper of Cathy's ghost.
Mom, stop being such a Cathy Joseph Hollis IV and let me go out tonight!
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Shadow the hedgehog's a b*tch *ss motherf*cker He p*ssed on my f*cking wife, That's right, He took his f*ckin quilly d*ck out, and pissed on my f*cking wife, and he said his dick was T H I S B I G and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on twitter.com, Shadow the hedgehog, You got a small dick, Its about the size of this Walnut except way s m a l l e r and guess what? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. -vine boom- That's right baby, Tall points, No quills, no pillows, Look at it, it looks like two balls and a BONG. He f*cked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna f*ck the earth, That's what you get, MY S U P E R L A Z E R P * S S! Except I'm not gonna p*ss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'm p*ssing on THE MOON! You hear that Obama? I p*ssed on the moon, you idiot! You have 23 hours before the p*ss DDDDDRRRRROOOOOPPPPPLLLLLEEEEETTTTTSSSSS Hit the f*cking earth, Now get outta my sight, before I piss on you too.
Ive come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog's a b*tch *ss motherf*cker He p*ssed on my f*cking wife, That's right, He took his f*ckin quilly d*ck out, and pissed on my f*cking wife, and he said his dick was T H I S B I G and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on twitter.com, Shadow the hedgehog, You got a small dick, Its about the size of this Walnut except way s m a l l e r and guess what? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. -vine boom- That's right baby, Tall points, No quills, no pillows, Look at it, it looks like two balls and a BONG. He f*cked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna f*ck the earth, That's what you get, MY S U P E R L A Z E R P * S S! Except I'm not gonna p*ss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'm p*ssing on THE MOON! You hear that Obama? I p*ssed on the moon, you idiot! You have 23 hours before the p*ss DDDDDRRRRROOOOOPPPPPLLLLLEEEEETTTTTSSSSS Hit the f*cking earth, Now get outta my sight, before I piss on you too.
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Grand Theft Auto IV (also known as GTA IV or GTA 4) is the upcoming eleventh installment, and first in the fourth generation, of the Grand Theft Auto video game franchise, announced for release by Rockstar Games in 2007 for PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360.1 The game is set in a redesigned Liberty City in the year 2007.
"Niko Bellic is Eastern European and in his mid-thirties. He has come to Liberty City to pursue the "American Dream". Niko was persuaded to move to Liberty City by his cousin Roman, who claimed in multiple e-mails to Niko that he was living a fabulous life, with two women, four hot tubs and fifteen sports cars; but he was in fact telling lies to hide his own failures."
Release Dates:
NA October 16, 2007
EU October 19, 2007
AU October 23, 2007
Is this really need for Grand Theft Auto IV? 99.7% of people who own a PS2/Xbox have at least 1 Grand Theft Auto game.
Jimmy: You goin' buy that new GTA game?
Clementine: What you think? I ain't never dun missed a GTA game.
Jimmy: But you ain't got a PS3/Xbox 360!
Clementine: Well, i'll just have to buy one of those too. Fool.
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You or a person has hit their lowest point in life, and is trying to fix it.
Alex: "hey, how you've been?"
Douche: "ive hit my low ever since she found out I cheated."
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The greatest baseball player of all time at 12 years old. He has a sad, incurable disease where anytime he makes contact with the the ball it’s a 450 foot swamp donkey. He broke the home run record 18 games into his rookie season.
Holy sh**, LaSteroid Daddy Hack IV just won his 4th world series ring at 12 years old
A school who uses the government's funds for sandstone bricks.
St ives high school:
Person 1: "Hey with the funding, should we replace the bathrooms that smell like fucking shit?"
Principle: "NO, more sandstone bricks"
Person 1: "but"
Principle: "put as many SAND STONE BRICKS as you can"
Ramaizey Jones Jr. IV (1953-2008) was a founding member of the "Ramaizey Jones Jr. IV Experience" (1995-2003), a Christian Metal band from Norway. Although never reaching widespread popularity the group made favorites such as "Buckets ...of Redeeming Blood" and "Screaming Salvation".
"Hey d00d, whats your favorite band?"
"Ramaizey Jones Jr. IV Experience, fool."
"Oh shit, thats hardcore."
"Please dont curse. God doesnt like it."
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