ice cream man

neighborhood coke dealer, nuthing less then kilos.

score a brick from the ice cream man.

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Steak and Ice Cream

What you say when you masturbate at an innapropriate time.

Normally said post ejaculation.

3 guys playing Gears of war (speaking over headset)

Jack: Alex hasn't said anything for like 5 minutes
Frank: Oh shit, he's probably-
Alex: Steak and Ice Cream

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ice Cream Truck

a secret kidnapping truck for slaves

eeeeee ice cream truck

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ice cream

good tasting material made of gasoline, kerosene, napalm, sugar, milk, and apples.

i tried to put out the fire with ice cream, but it only made the fire bigger.

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Ice Cream Date

What you tell your family/children when you are sneaking away to have sex in a car.

"Hey kids, be good for your grandma, we're going on an ice cream date."
"I had a lot of fun on our 'ice cream' date last night. Your chocolate mixed nicely with my strawberry."

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Ice Cream Poacher

A person who is inconsiderate when eating ice cream and decides to just pick out the good parts instead of eating it how it was intended.

Goddamn, she decided to be an ice cream poacher and eat all the Oreo bits out and leave the rest... Now it's ruined.

ice cream butt

An ass that just melts into the legs.

Those yoga pants totally expose her ice cream butt.

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