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Small town in Southern Illinois. On the news once for a plane crash-landing in the Dollar General parking lot. Crappy football team that hasn't won a game since the '90s. Only good thing to come out of Sparta, IL is the World Shooting and Recreation Complex, where all the local hillbilles go to shoot at stuff legally.
"Hey bro, are we goin up to Sparta, Illinois?"
"Hell no, dude! Are you crazy?!"
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Plano Illinois better known to its residents as little mexico, as the border hoppers cross into the U.S. they found texas was already full with a big sign saying Illinois has a town named Plano too! Move there. There is a futball (soccer) park without a name I dont believe its actually a park either just a big sqaure of grass where all the little mexicans congrete to play their games.
Plano is located near Sandwhich Illinois, at the time of this writing i am still attempting to locate a town named bologna so we can offically have a Plano-Blogna-Sandwhich tri town area
Do you know how to get to Plano, Illinois?
sure dude keep driving until you see a bunch of mexicans then your there.
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The place where dreams come to die.
A cultural wasteland with no redeeming qualities.
The 'city' is pretty much ruled by crotchety old people who are easily annoyed. People are devoid of any form of entertainment besides movies, church, and eating themselves to death at the many resturaunts and bars, (They out number ALL other businesses). We have a college that requires religious courses to attend and a community college that just plain sucks....
The WEATHER makes front page news, for christ sake!
Nothing ever happens here.
Except birth, meth, teenage pregnancy, and death.
There are more dead people here than living.
Total living: 40, 100 Buried: 42,000 IN ONE cemetery!
We have at LEAST five.
Agree with definition #1. Worst place to live. Best place to die.
I REALLY hate myself;so I'll commit suicide. Drugs are too pricey, guns are too quick, and slitting my wrists too messy. I know! I'll just move to Quincy, Illinois!
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A small town in southern Illinois. Everyone from this town either joins the military or stays in the town as a miner. Most people that stay in this town become low lives and spend all money on alcohol or drugs. There are very few people in this town that are worth a shit. The greatest hobbies of everyone from this town are to drink and do drugs. Everyone in this town is also racist. No persons of african descent are able to reside in this town. Meth and Marijuana are highly used in this town.
I smoked weed in Benton, Illinois and was also invited to a party where there would be meth and beer.
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the dumbest town ever. nothing to do. stupid kids who think their ghetto. everyone agrees hallahan should be president.
"yeah im thinking of moving to oswego illinois"
"NO DONT!"
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Illinois Drivers are the principal source of all revenue generated by the Wisconsin State Patrol. They are generally jackasses who don't give a damn about children/bovine crossing the street. Tend to invade Wisconsin's smaller cities during their "wilderness expeditions." Generally hated by everyone.
Eh, Trooper Joe, whojasay just cut us off?" "Oh, it looks like some Illinois Drivers, dontchaknow. Let's ticket that sumvabitch's ass!
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An average, rundown, blue collar, mostly middle income suburban village that is often called "ghetto" by NWI residents.
Munster Kid: So you are from Lansing, Illinois?
Lansing Kid: Yes, I am.
Munster Kid: How ghetto.
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