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The hellish combination of instant powdered hot apple cider mix and "Bling Bling" Blue Raspberry Mad Dog 20/20.
"Sorry I'm late for Jazzercise, I was up all night getting shit-housed on Lucifer's Cider. That shit packs a wallop."
"Mom I made a huge poonado cider in the toilet"
Drunk on hard apple cider, usually posed as a question. Can be used for just drunk.
Patrick: *stumbles down the stairs*
James: Patrick, have you been In the cider?
A Salty Cider is performed the morning after a night of copious cider drinking. Upon waking you find either your partner or nearest willing recipient and proceed to fill their mouth with your steaming, warm, cider urine.
The morning after a furious cider keger, Jill wanted nothing more than to give Jack a Salty Cider.
Some sleek Australian way of telling someone you had your way with a girl. You had it inside her.
Yee mate, I had s'm good Dickins Cider last nite. She g'n rather loud's well.
Someone who constantly needs to urinate while drinking cider.
Paddy "Yeah hold my strongbow will you mate, i need to use the loo again"
Mark "You cider sprinkler"
Paddy "Actually nevermind mate i'm all done"
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A “Cider Barge” is a Bristolian term for the large local woman you wake up with after a particularly hard drinking session.
Amongst mates at the pub: Harry: "Stan, that pub last night was great, but the cider gave me a stinking hangover..."
.. pause ... Stan: "Well, I got hit by a cider barge..." Harry: ".... You'll need this, then. Drink up."