Something Giannis Antetokounmpo said he is
Giannis starts livestream on Instagram
Giannis: “Not only am I a freak on the courts, but I’m a freak in the sheets.”
Girlfriend: “ stoppp! Kids are watching.”
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freaks in the sheets. she was a muff diver with carol when they hit the sheets.
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The phrase bullshit spoken with an accent
Darn I forgot my keys, Bool Sheet!
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to leave work early, but put down a later departure on your timesheet so you don’t get in trouble.
Guy 1: Did your boss let you bounce early?
Guy 2: Nah man, but it was New Year’s Eve and he wasn’t there so I had to cheat the sheet at least a couple of hours, yo.
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When you order hookers to your days inn hotel room only to be told that they cant touch your penis without a sheet over it. Like a penis dressed up like a ghost. Still worth it.
"Hey Joe did you get head from that girl?" "Nah only a sheet job" "LUCKY!"
"Hey guys sorry im in such a bad mood, my wife gave me another sheet job again last night!"
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Tell tale brown stains, usually a tracked pair on the man's
side of the bed, indicating less than perfect hygiene.
"Oh Honey! You just turned our brand new fitted sheets
into skidded sheets!"
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A sheet shark is a girl who sneaks under the bed sheets while your sleeping and performs surprise oral sex on you
Omg dude my girl surprised me this morning by sheet sharking me , best bj ever.