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A crazy, insecure, insanely jealous, and controlling woman. Synomym - Glenn Close's role in "Fatal Attraction". Alternate Synonyms - see Bitch, Stalker, Headcase, My Ex.,
My former girlfriend called me 3 separate times on my cell - back to back to back - while I was meeting with my boss, after each time I told her specifically I was with my boss. I was nearly fired. She was not right in the head; I don't care how good that booty was, because it was not good enough to deal with that Psycho Babe!
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to peak on psilocybin mdma and lsd all at once
or to take shrooms ecstasy and acid together
that psycho flip was crazy at that rave
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Closet Psychos are friends/family who seem like relatively nice and relaxed individuals up until you get very close to them. Typically, they appear very normal, but the more time you spend around them, the more you'll realize that something isn't quite right about them.
Letting yourself become too close to them is mentally hazardous, however, as they will begin to show abnormal behavior and excessive clinginess. They are usually very possessive, emotionally detached, and heavy thrill-seekers. They will seek entertainment through both you and your other friends, and even seek to target you and turn you against them so that they can have you all to themselves. This is where it gets really fun.
If you're in an intimate relationship with them, they could present strange and even disturbing fetishes, all the while wanting to know what you're doing 24/7. If you're in a regular friendship with them, they will track you closely on all social media platforms, consistently want to remain in contact with you and know of your whereabouts, and will become very unstable if you decide to hang around other people.
Closet psychos can either be psychopaths behind thin masks, or completely psychotic individuals who latch onto whatever person wanders into their web. They will either develop a severe, unhealthy infatuation with you (or the idea of you), or they will have a strong desire to toy and play games with you until you are too broken to deal with.
Frank: "John, are you okay? You seem a little down."
John: "Yeah, man. It's just been a rough day."
Frank: "How so?"
John: "I just found out that Bill is a total closet psychopath."
Frank: "What? How do you mean?"
John: "He just convinced my girlfriend that I cheated on her, and then took me to go get some drinks and lost his marbles when I declined. Now Lynsey thinks I'm an infidel and Bill won't leave her alone. God."
Frank: "Well, shit."
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Holier-than-thou xian freakos (namely Catholics, Methodists and Baptists) who take their faith so seriously that any conflict with them becomes your death sentence. They will not debate with you over any issue; rather, they will act like a small child who holds their breath until their face turns red and you finally relent, causing them to believe they've won.
Such hot arguments include birth control, civil rights, abortion, sex before marriage, flag-burning, our jackass president, Harry Potter, porn, and in the cases of many innocent guys, dating their adult daughter if you aren't part of their "perfect" religion. Similar in ethics to nazis.
Ironic that such god-fearing citizens are usually the ones who use blasphemous language (ie, "Jesus Christ!") more than anyone else, and advocate killing Planned Parenthood employees and prisoners.
1. Man: "I won't have you trotting around my house and taking my daughter out because you don't love Jesus as much as I do!"
Boyfriend (to girl): "Damn, your father is such a psycho-christian!"
Man: "I heard that, goddammit! You're a heathen and a sinner because you look different than me! Die like that satanic JK Rowling!"
2. The psycho-christians went to a cemetery to piss on graves of gay men, blacks, Jews and a guy who taught evolution in school. Of course they didn't get punished because the pigs are afraid of being cursed to hell.
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(noun) someone who makes everything a huge deal and is unconcerned with the affect it has on things around her. a psycho bitch is often very selfish and thinks highly of themselves. they want what they want and dont care about anyone else and will do insane things to get their way.
my ex is a huge psycho bitch, she hacked my social media and blocked every girl i follow
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novel and movie starring Christian Bale, not only having one of the greatest cinematic performances in quite awhile, but also really hysterical. About a yuppie-psychotic serial killer who brings prostitutes to his apartment and kills them while living a double life as a high-class wall-street guy.
Often mistaken as a black drama. Anyone who doesn't understand the humor or thinks the movie/book is a drama is a dumbass. It's freaking hilarious.
Go to imdb and read all of its quotes, or go on youtube and watch Patrick Bateman kill Paul Allen (aka Jared Leto) while dancing to Huey Lewis. You have not lived until you've seen it.
Famous scene from American Psycho:
Patrick Bateman: Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?
Paul Allen: They're OK.
Patrick Bateman: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.
Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.
Patrick Bateman: Yes, Allen?
Paul Allen: Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?
Patrick Bateman: No, Allen.
Paul Allen: Is that a rain coat?
Patrick Bateman: Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
raises axe above head
Patrick Bateman: Hey Paul!
he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over him
Patrick Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD
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A rare phenomenon when a infatuated teenage girl that is also bipolar during the school year suddenly becomes calm, stable, and fun to hang around during the summer hours. This happens most often at small private schools meant to help with learning disorders.
Sam: Man, I hung out with Sophie today
Ben: You mean the super crazy bitch who won't leave Jake alone?
Sam: Yeah man, she was really chill today, must be going through Psycho Hibernation