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operation iraqi liberation

Sophomoric acronym made up by drugged up socialist/leftists college kids, similar to Operation Iraqi Freedom, who believe the tripe of the left. For males, it gets them a lot of leftist 'tang. For females, it gives them the appearence of intelligence to rail against the establishment when it only serves to further demonstrate their naivete in world affairs.

Male war protestor: Bush is sofaking stupid, blah blah blah...only in it for oil...Operation Iraqi Liberation...blah blah blah.

Female lefty: I agree. It's not like he did it to get rid of a horrible dictator, his only motivation is oil. In fact, did you know that he needs refined petroleum so that he can breathe fire and eat babies?

Male War Protestor: Cool cool...wanna bang?

Female lefty: Sure!

by Wenton Chan March 14, 2005


Operation Iraqi Liberation

A myth of Operation Iraqi Freedom devised by the left wing propogandists to con the American public into thinking the operation initials were OIL. Actually, they are OIF. Wishful thinking.

Liberal: Wow look Operation Iraqi Liberation, the initials are OIL. Case closed!
Conservative: Actually, it's Operation Iraqi Freedom.

by Shortyafter November 13, 2004


iraqi face wash

wipe your ass with your hand. then smack someone in the face.

tim walked up to john.wiped his ass with his hand , and slaped john in the face.
haha iraqi face wash

by pureblood420 April 15, 2009


Waterboarding the One-Eyed Iraqi

Torturous masturbation. You can't make waterboarding illegal now.

Torture is alive and well in the USA with all those soldiers waterboarding the one-eyed Iraqi.

by kevinsan2001 December 01, 2007


Iraqi Porcupine candy cane

The act of shoving a needle in the male's urethra, thus when making love, having sex, or fucking, the needle pokes several holes in or around the urethra causing blood flow and seminal fluid to mix creating a candy cane like fluid when ejaculating on to a woman's arm.

Bill: I gave your mom a Louisiana hot pocket this morning.
Steve: Oh, well i gave your mom an Iraqi Porcupine candy cane last night.
Bill: What the hell is that Steve?
Steve: It involves, needles, my urethra, blood, cum, and your moms arm...
Bill: I'm your brother though?
Steve: Oh well, we live in Mississippi.

by Lake Stevens October 30, 2011


Iraqi Extraction

I·ra·qi ex·trac·tion
/iˈräkē, ikˈstrakSH(ə)n

Verb

(1) When you urgently need to shit at a girls/ guys house before sex. Similar to a secretive military extraction, you must somehow forge your way into safety without leaving a trace.

Person A: “she wanted to shower with me but I had to play it off because I was trying to pull an Iraqi extraction

Person B: “tufff”

by SaxsSixth December 22, 2022


Iraqi Ginger Mongrel

When you exceed 5 blunders in a game of chess with a friend on chess.com.

"Dude I got 7 blunders this game."
"Nathan, you're such an Iraqi Ginger Mongrel."

by Old Spice Muncher June 07, 2023