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The IRS

El Capones greatest enemy

SIr, THE IRS shot el capone

by Deep Vein Thrombosis November 11, 2022


single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.

Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

by QuacksO November 26, 2018


Sper-ire Shot

When you cum into a shot of fireball and drink it.

My wife tied me to a chair and made me do a Sper-ire shot

by 3guyonright September 20, 2022


stop ir

The misspelling of "Stop It". The letter "R" is extremely close to the letter "T" on a keyboard and was accidentally pushed.

Haha OMG stop ir!!

"Haha OMG stop It!!"

by OMGUDIEDTOO May 3, 2018


IRE

Fat old cunt who likes to play minecraft

Oh hi IRE wanna go play minecraft

by EdgarYo March 21, 2021


Ire

it means ok

do wanna play games later and you say ire

by August 20, 2023


Ire

Sick asf, terrible, a made up word to make others feel dumb
Created by JDUB

"IRE"

by J-DUBdub January 19, 2021