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weave issue

1. a hysterical fit; a conniption
2. a pretty big issue

1. I had such a weave issue when I saw those shoes on sale at Payless.
2. Did you know there are 360 calories in this SlimFast shake? That's a weave issue, if you ask me.

by Jens Lekman August 26, 2008

190πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž


bitch issues

Noun, plural.

The possession of which indicates a womanly attitude in a man about stupid useless shit.

- "What's with Ian lately?"
- "Yeah, he's got bitch issues. He complained for five minutes about the paperwork for a valve spring."

by Looger May 17, 2005

16πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Mommy Issues

When a mother figure in your life is emotionally/physically absent at any point in time, to the point where you hate her and think that she’s probably forgotten about you.

Person A: I have mommy issues because my birth mother disappeared

by RejectOfASadist May 8, 2022

18πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Anger issues

When a guy gets really upset at small things, which generally lead to the shouting of an extended flow of curse words. Such is my problem. Plus it's a lot easier than "hulking up"

Theater Attendant: I'm sorry, but we are out of twizzlers.
Me: Motherfuckingshitwhorecockwranglingjizzdonkeylovingaffleckmonkeywang.
Theater Attendant: Oh wait, I found some.
Me: Score!

by Whitey October 2, 2003

88πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Bitch Issue

Another, more shitty way to say 'issue'.

Damn, what's your bitch issue?

by some kid on UD January 26, 2011

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Brother issues

A girl that falls inlove with someone like their brother whether bad or good

She has brother issues because her brother is doing life

by Donovan420 November 13, 2018

32πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Brother issues

When you're brother is so toxic that he claimed you're going to go to hell for being a female and not worshipping men.

I've got brother issues and its causing me severe anxiety.

by Simpinson69 December 9, 2020

31πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž