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The name of a high-maintenance girlfriend that a Muslim boy is successfully hiding from his parents but is utterly failing to hide from his own cohort/ friend group.
Example 1:
Person 1: You see Ahmad over there? he has been smiling all day while on his phone.
Person 2: I dunno who he keeps texting
Person 3: Ha G, he be texting his shawty, I saw on the screen, its "Jessica"
Example 2:
Person 1: Why do you want to get married young cuz? people get married around 42 years old.
Person 2: Those people delay marriage because they are doing haraam things.
Person 3: Dang Jessica, spreading fitna everywhere.
Huge fool. She is silly and really smart though! She might blab out some of your secrets.... She is a good friend but easily triggered. A Jessica shouldn't be fully trusted... She will ignore you for the dumbest reasons and will laugh at you for doing this or liking that. SHE HATES BOYS and is probably a lesbian.
Girl: hey Jessica I think I like Lucas
Jessica: o cOoL
Jessica: tells Mia and Kelly her bff's for life
Mia : tells the whole school
Girl1: embarrass so she going to be depress
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The biggest clown in your life
Lol look its jessica the clown
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Always friends with Ava. Really hot 🥵.and a great sense of humour
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Anything that Jessica says or does that cannot be explained reasonably. A made up word, or questionable action.
The girl not being able to count to three, did a jessicaism.
Running down the halls singing is a jessicaism.
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Jessicas are all bitches. End of story.
"Ew, there's that slag Jessica again!"
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Very beautiful
Toby♡ miles♡
Loves Radnor splash and maccyD's
Michelle and bumble wasp are my babes
Xoxo
*NOT A FUCKIN CHAV BABES*
I heard jessica only bangs her boyf on Tuesdays and fridays
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