Random
Source Code
Random
1: Jade who?
2: You know, the vegan one?
1: Ooooooh yeah, the one who luuuuuurves chicken!
4👍 1👎
Jade is a lively character and is amazing I love having her in my life and anyone that gets to meet her would be greatfull too. She is the best person EVER.! . Jade is beautiful kind caring and genuinely just great she is always there when u need her
And she absolutely loves food 😂😂
Jade :
U ok ?
Person :
Yeh kind of just need someone to talk to
Jade :
Come and talk to me and we will try and sort things out.
4👍 1👎
Jade is an ornamental stone (gem) that is said to have mysterious energies in China. Jade is called Yu in Chinese and is collected and valued by many for its antique value. The greener the Jade the more valuable it is.
Jade is a name applied to two different rocks that are made up of different silicate minerals (Nephrite & Jadeitite).
Jade in New Zealand is known as pounamu in the Mâori language, and is used as a faith symbol worn around the neck. Jade is used for many things world wide, from jewelry, faith symbols, weaponry etc
Jade is also known as a plant (Crassula ovata, Crassula portulacea) of friendship that originated in South Africa. Jade is a sort after plant in many countries, and is sometimes seen as having hidden money powers with one species of jade plant.
Jade is also an erotic film (1995) about a dirty whore who runs around sticking her high heel into guy’s arseholes. By day she is a respected wife who hates sex, and just lies there while being pumped. And by night she turns into a bondage mistress who can't get enough sex, and gets into more kink than a stray cat! Great Movie!!!
"That is a lovely piece of Jade, how much?"
"What the stone or my wife?"
"Whatevers the cheapest?"
"Hrmm... that would be my wife."
Split personality dilemma...
JADE: I swear David I wasn't involved in those bondage murders.
DAVID CORELLI: To whom am I talking to?
195👍 186👎
That feeling you get about college after a month or two, when you realize it isn't any better than high school was and you're still wasting your time. When you start to question why you're there at all.
Guy 1: Dude, I thought college was going to be great, but the caf. food sucks, I have no money, the girls are all bitches, and my classes blow.
Guy 2: You sound pretty jaded, man...
Guy 1: So totally am; don't think I'm coming back next semester.
438👍 441👎
that a complete babe, whos knickers you want in
mmmh... look at her, what a jade!
759👍 784👎
She is a talented and gorgeous she is loved by many . Many boys are amazed by her beat and want her but she never accepts what others say she doesn't believe them. she has great trust and is loyal to those who is loyal to her . She is great sharing and is great speaking to people she's great at kissing . She makes people feel welcome and safe as long as there with her . She is like mother nature beautiful and important she looks out for all but she never hurt anyone .
People wish to be the sexy person she is and always will be .
Don't we all wish we could have a jade .
7👍 3👎
Jades are backstabbing, attention craving, boyfriend stealing whores. We all know that one Jade who drags her ugly arse around Portadown looking for the dick to munch on. They tend to be obsessed with a man on the first look and won't stop until they at least cut their name into her arm
Jade Adams sucks the cock like a motherfucker
506👍 539👎