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Jade is an ornamental stone (gem) that is said to have mysterious energies in China. Jade is called Yu in Chinese and is collected and valued by many for its antique value. The greener the Jade the more valuable it is.
Jade is a name applied to two different rocks that are made up of different silicate minerals (Nephrite & Jadeitite).
Jade in New Zealand is known as pounamu in the Mâori language, and is used as a faith symbol worn around the neck. Jade is used for many things world wide, from jewelry, faith symbols, weaponry etc
Jade is also known as a plant (Crassula ovata, Crassula portulacea) of friendship that originated in South Africa. Jade is a sort after plant in many countries, and is sometimes seen as having hidden money powers with one species of jade plant.
Jade is also an erotic film (1995) about a dirty whore who runs around sticking her high heel into guy’s arseholes. By day she is a respected wife who hates sex, and just lies there while being pumped. And by night she turns into a bondage mistress who can't get enough sex, and gets into more kink than a stray cat! Great Movie!!!
"That is a lovely piece of Jade, how much?"
"What the stone or my wife?"
"Whatevers the cheapest?"
"Hrmm... that would be my wife."
Split personality dilemma...
JADE: I swear David I wasn't involved in those bondage murders.
DAVID CORELLI: To whom am I talking to?
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That feeling you get about college after a month or two, when you realize it isn't any better than high school was and you're still wasting your time. When you start to question why you're there at all.
Guy 1: Dude, I thought college was going to be great, but the caf. food sucks, I have no money, the girls are all bitches, and my classes blow.
Guy 2: You sound pretty jaded, man...
Guy 1: So totally am; don't think I'm coming back next semester.
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that a complete babe, whos knickers you want in
mmmh... look at her, what a jade!
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She is a talented and gorgeous she is loved by many . Many boys are amazed by her beat and want her but she never accepts what others say she doesn't believe them. she has great trust and is loyal to those who is loyal to her . She is great sharing and is great speaking to people she's great at kissing . She makes people feel welcome and safe as long as there with her . She is like mother nature beautiful and important she looks out for all but she never hurt anyone .
People wish to be the sexy person she is and always will be .
Don't we all wish we could have a jade .
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Jades are backstabbing, attention craving, boyfriend stealing whores. We all know that one Jade who drags her ugly arse around Portadown looking for the dick to munch on. They tend to be obsessed with a man on the first look and won't stop until they at least cut their name into her arm
Jade Adams sucks the cock like a motherfucker
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verb. To pour Hypnotiq all over your partners naked body and then lick it off while stimulating your partner's sensual areas with your tongue.
Licking hypnotiq off of someone's titties, penis or twat. Ass jading is not recommended (Hypno and ass juice do not mix well).
1. After we jaded, her titties were all sticky and smelled like Hypno for like three days.
2. Kate couldnt believe that her friend let me jade her.
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A gemstone. A type of plant. A popular girls name. Usually Jades are sensitive and very in touch with their emotions. Very feminine but not afraid to stand up for what they believe in or what they think is right. Jades are very dedicated and commited to their friends. Will always love and trust until they are shown proof to do otherwise. Jades are almost always in a good mood, happy and goofy. Jades have open hearts and open their homes to help others who are in need. Jades are very sexual beings and give their all into pleasing their partner. Jades are very monogamous. Excellent kisser. Very pretty with either bright green or beautiful blue eyes. Light blond or light brown hair.
The bracelet was carved out of Jade. Honey, will you please water the Jade? What do you want to do tonight? Oh, I don't know, let's call Jade! She'll think of something fun!
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