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Ebony-Jane is a rare name but if you are lucky enough to know one then you will be envied. She is beautiful, caring, smart and also very random and weird in a good way. She can be quiet at first but if you are her friend you are very lucky. She is also extremely creative and an amazing artist and singer. Never let go of an Ebony-Jane.
Who's drawing is that?
Oh it's just Ebony-Jane, the famous artist's
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The Most Amazing Girl in the Known Universe, she's also pretty damn awesome in the unknown universe as well. Smart, Sexy, and Sweet.
Dude, you know that girl Melissa Jane? Yeah dude she's pretty sweet.
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A beautiful and intelligent young lady who makes people laugh and is very talented in many different aspects. She sometimes drinks cranberry-vodkas and speaks German after too many. Great smile, sexy legs, cute ears, athletic, very thoughtful however can be extremely dangerous!
Did you see the way that girl "sarah-jane"ed her way thru those pirates and ninja forces?!
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Mary Jane is a different name for Marijuana. Also a song from Rick James which really explains it well.
Lyrics from Mary Jane sung by Rick James...
I'm in love with Mary Jane.
She's my main thing.
She makes me feel alright.
She makes my heart sing.
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Slang for winding up with amnesia, taken from the episodic television show, “Blind Spot,” in which the main character, Remi Briggs (Alice Krueger) has her memory erased via chemical means.
Unfortunately the accident has left me unequivocally Jane Doed.
Thicc bitch who gets philled up on the regular. Speaking of regulars, a Jane carter will rob your dad of money and baby batter.
I’m living my life as a Jane Carter
‘Damn your husband’s cock must be confused - total simp’
A great female author who was born 1775. She has many obbsessed fans, unlike Twilight fans, these fans actually apreciate good litature. She writes a lot about family, mostly females. Some of her works include Pride and Prejudice, Mansfield Park, and Northanger Abbey.
English teachers have taken everything good out of this work and expect students to have the same missperceptions about the books as they do, thus making them despised by the mass of High Schoolers.
*Sarah sitting in the coroner innocently reading Pride and prejudice by Jane Austen*
Twilight Fan: oooo Bella read that book! It must be good!
Sarah: Well while Stephanie Meyer makes her painful novel pass as literature by mentioning this book, some people actually read it. Bella is a shallow, unrealistic fictional character while all of Austen's characters and more life like than me!
Twilight Fan: Whaaaaattttt (said with much air)
Sarah: My point you illiterate imbecile!
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