jan chan

the act of being both named janice and chan, combined together to create a name of jan chan which is also the act of spinning around and playing an among us tycoon for 2 hours.

Person 1: "Hi, I'm Jan Chan."
Person 2: "Let's play among us tycoon!"
Person 1: "Ok."
*plays among us tycoon for 42 hours*

Jan

A spin-off of the "Karen" phenomenon of inverted-bob and 'may I speak to the manager' fame.

See: Karen's younger sister. Jan is an unironically quintessential "internet person" who posts things like "stealing" and "please don't judge" and "be gentle, it's my first time posting" (usually in reference to a museum quality original art work, or magazine-worthy DIY piece) as an attention-getting mechanism in the darkest corners of internet land.

Ok Jan, your museum quality sketch, Unicorn Blood on Dried Placenta Film, is NOT your first piece of art. You're an art school dropout looking for attention on an internet thread, look at your life, look at your choices.

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Jan 1

It’s fucking New Years

Bob: what’s today?

Jill: ITS FUCKING JAN 1st

Bob: but like is there something special today

Jill: YEAH ITS NEW YEARS YOU IDIOT

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jan-ole

Jan-Ole is a smart-ass, cute and fxcking good looking person who can bring anyone to smile... To have him as boyfriend or bestfriend is a gift from god. He will always helps you and be there for you.
He knows that he's sexy af and yeah.

"Holy shit he looks fxcking sexy!"
"I know him.. He's a Jan-Ole.."

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jan Misali

Mitch's name in toki pona. It's also his youtube name.

Guy 1: Hey, do you know jan Misali?
Guy 2: Nope, never heard of that.
Guy 1: You should check out his videos!

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jan hammering

To play the 1980s synthesizer piece "Crockett's Theme" by Jan Hammer provocatively to pedestrians from a moving vehicle.

Hey Barry, we should totally go out jan hammering.

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jan 18

National fuck you day!

Ay bro, fuck you

you saying that cuz it’s jan 18?

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