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The fist pumping mastor. Jason is the king of the fist pump , hes so good you'd think he invented it. He may not have friends at school but he has friends at cadets...
"FISTPUMP!!"
Here comes jason ...
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Jason is a fucking beast. This kid rips people apart on the football field, and is not to be fucked with, ever.
Spectator: You see Jason out there?
Spectator 2: Hell yea he just ripped that kids arm off :O
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Jason, a guy who cannot bring himself to love but when you get to know him omgzz you guys he has a heart of solid gold..
I cried so much because of jasons special type of love i didnt realise all those years were were together he was the one who made me cry the most..
Omg like he is sooooo special..
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a condition brought on by over exposure to Jason
symptoms include:
overly theatrical performances during social interactions
A god like complex
swelling of the head
and finally everone around you may begin to appear inferior
patient "doctor I can't help but despair at the human race for not being as amazing as I am"
doctor "well I think you have a minor case of jasonism"
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A jason is a cute, awkward, dorky boy. He's funny and sweet, can attract many girls by his lovable, boyish charm. However, a Jason isn't the best boyfriend because he doens't like talking or discussing relationship problems, only enjoys showing off his new "prize girl".
s, "i really like jason, but he never talked to me, only showed me to his friends"
e, "i wanted to go out with jason, but i knew better"
friend, "who can resist jason charm and grace?"
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Jason is the most perfect guy a girl could ever want.
Cute and yummy(:
Jason: well
Jason: i want
Jason: that cock
Jason: for
Jason: lunch
Jason: and dinner
Jason: yummmmm
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1) A boy who's mind is too complex to ever fully understand. He's very sexual and has never been able to stay in a relationship for more than a month. But when he finds his real love, he will love her with all his power making his happiness dependent on her.
He's very horny and might pressure his girlfriend unknowingly to do things with him.
On the outside, he looks like your average perverted teenage boy but once you get to know him (really get to know him) you'll find a much vulnerable boy who aches for love.
2) A boy that you just can't bring yourself to dump.
3) The only name that can be spelled with the first letters of five months.
Example 1: I love Jason but I always feel pressured by him to have sex.
Example 2: I want to dump him but he's so Jason.
Example 3:
J - July
A - August
S- September
O - October
N - November
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