Jedi technique

It means "Multi-tasking.."

Try the Jedi technique - known as 'multi-tasking' :)

The Jedi shit

When your severly constapated, and you have to use The force to get that bad boy moving

Luke skywalker : fucking hell Obe One, iv being trying to burst this shit out of me the last hour here and notings happening

Obe one: use the force Luke

Luke: sound lad that done the job

#The jedi shit

Jedi Bomb

When you take MDMA, Shrooms, and LSD at different intervals to peak at different times and get a "Brain-Melting" effect. Usually done at music festivals, but can be a good time anywhere.

Person 1: Ay yo! I got all 3: Shrooms, MDMA, and Acid!
Person 2: Nice bro! Let's do a Jedi Bomb and listen to EDM
Person 1: And even better, I got us both tickets to EDC Las Vegas!
Person 2: Shiiiii man, lets go have some fun!

sexual jedi

a jedi that can pleasure a woman in under 5 sec.

basically all the jedis are sexual jedis

accidental jedi

Someone who routinely does things that would be awesome if intentional.

Dude dropped a lighter off the overpass and landed it right in the window of a passing car. Total accidental jedi style.

Jedi Realism

1) A group of individuals who believe in the Force.
2) A group of individuals seeking spiritual and personal development in an effort to affect the world around them in positive ways.
3) A group of diverse individuals believing Jedi Realism as either a way of life, philosophy or religion.
4) Beliefs springing from the ideas spun by Joseph Campbell, with George Lucas' terminology

Temple of the Jedi Order
Temple of the Jedi Force
Force Academy
Jedi Sanctuary
Institute for Jedi Realists Studies
Order of the New Dawn
Jedi Resource Center
Jedi Realism

The last jedi

A Star Wars legends book, not that shitty movie

John: I like the last Jedi
Jack: WHAT!?
John: the book you idiot not the movie