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A type of person who befriends,first he makes sure you’ll fall inlove with him,totally will say “i love you” to you and when you are comfortable being yourself around him he’ll call you annoying after a few days he’ll break your heart by saying he has a girlfriend 2hours ago.
Flare/jefferson is an hearthbreaker
when you confuse rodrick heffley with rowley jefferson
person 1: hey, look, it's "rodrick jefferson"
person 2: what a fucking asshole, you don't even say it well
Jefferson Ligma is a soccer/football player for Bournemouth and the Sugandese national team. His playing career began with FC Bofa in his home country, before moving to Updog Town in League One. Along with strike partner Su Con, he played a key role in earning Updog Town promotion to the Championship, scoring 12 goals. Thanks to this performance, club manager Carlos Ridon paid a club record 23 million pounds for him.
Commentator: And Su Con passes to Jefferson Ligma, who gives it over to Ben Dover, who crosses it back for Ligma, and HE SCORES!
A musical icon who will be a little boy forever like peter pan
loves climbing trees and his son blanket
Ignorant if u dont climb trees
Hee Hee
SHAMONA
(south park)
Michael Jefferson: Blanket my beautiful blanket
The act of urinating on your sexual partner, starting at the crotch and "movin' on up" to the face
I gave my old lady the George Jefferson last night, and she loved every second of it!
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to have a lack of confidence pertaining to a school subject, leading the student to try to avoid getting called on by all means. Usually brought on by the teacher staring at you until you get the right answer. Has nothing to do with the president.
Symptoms include:
Nervousness
Seat slouching
reddening of the face
lack of confidence
I have had Jefferson's Syndrome ever since the teacher asked my to explain why the physics demo worked... followed by a five minute stare-down
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any white guy who hooks up with/privately dates black girls but won't commit to them, even though he has previously committed to white girls in the past and will most likely be dating a white girl in the future
he usually eventually says something to the effect of "i've never made out with a black girl before", or "you're the prettiest black girl i've ever seen"
Fitz is married to Mellie, but has a secret relationship with Olivia Pope. Fitz was a Thomas Jefferson until he was willing to tell the world that he is in love with Olivia.
Mitch has hooked up with black girls in the past, but has only dated white girls. Mitch is a Thomas Jefferson.
Jack and Jasmine met at a party. After getting drunk, they made out. Jack revealed to Jasmine that he had never made out with a black girl before. The next day, Jasmine looked up Jack on Facebook and discovered that he was in a relationship with a white girl named Rachel. Jack is a Thomas Jefferson.
Connor and I were seeing each other. He never wanted to call it dating; he said he wasn't ready to be in a relationship. After things fizzled out between us, I found out he was officially dating a girl named Becky. I had thought Connor wasn't ready for a commitment, but realized he had been a Thomas Jefferson all along.
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