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The art of doing an inappropriate act such as masterbating during a Zoom, Webex, FaceTime or other video call because you didn’t realize the video was on and the entire group on the call watched you.
Dude, I was on my work Zoom today. I had Youporn going on my phone...Afterwards I received a call from HR and was informed that my services were no longer needed. I was totally Jeffrey Toobin’ and now I need a job.
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Jeffre Dahmer was a homosexual serial killer who killed 17 teenagers and young adults, his MO (Latin: Modus Operandi, English: Mode of Operation) was to aproach a male that he liked, offer them money to pose naked for photos, take them back to his flat, drug them, have sex with them, kill them befor they regained conciouse, had sex with their bodies again, dismember their bodies in his bathtub, disolve some body parts in acid and throw the rest in the trash.
Dahmer would keep trophies of his victims, he would cut of their heads, boil off the flesh polish and paint them and keep them in his house. He would also take polaroids of his victims as he dismemberd them and he would keep parts of their anatomy and freeze, preserve or eat them (i.e. heart, liver, flesh, penis and testicles, et cetera . . . )
Dahmer was caught and imprisoned in 1991 and was found guilty of 15 murders, he was sentenced to something like 940 years.
In 1994 he was beaten to death in prison.
For more info on the famouse Jeffrey Dahmer, go to www.crimelibrary.com and type Jeffrey Dahmer into the "Search" on the website.
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When a person masturbates onto his hotdog while watching any Brad Pitt movie then eats said hot dog.
"Hey Jon. You ever see fight club? I was watching it the other day and it was so good I had to jeffrey ryan"
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Jeffrey Dahmer the people nommer
The dude that ate people
Some dude: Jeffrey Dahmer? You mean, the people nommer.
Yes
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A massive fucking cunt who either did or did not kill himself depending on who you ask. Also someone who makes millions and lives on a pedophile island. He was also said to be a great lover of massages.
There are two types of extravagantly rich people, the Elon Musks and the Jeffrey Epsteins.
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A silent abrasive beta male who lacks follicles on his head but makes up for it on his face. He takes every chance to remind you he's bald because his testosterone is "too high" This individual is often associated with micro-penis.
It's got a little bit of everything in it. Heroin, pcp, crack, acid, peyote, weed, cyanide, hemlock and pure adrenaline.
It's just a Jeffrey dahmer take a hit it's not a test and I'm not a teacher.
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