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When you throw your credit card at your girlfriend, striking her in the eye, and then use the tears to masturbate.
She wanted insomnia cookies so I threw my card at her and then I had myself a nice Tear Jerker
Any person that can only "get off" if they have used their tears as lubricant, not necessarily out of sadness. These people tend to be sexually aroused by crying and the act of using their tears as lubricant gets them especially excited.
I walked in on Geoff and had no idea he was a tear jerker! Now I understand why he loves to watch women cry
A form of entertainment or media that one can masturbate to and cry to simultaneously.
Clementine: Hey did you see the Fifty Shades of Grey movie yet?
Johnny: Yeah, it's a real tear jerker, I had to use two different tissue boxes!
People who jerk off in an adult cam site free chat area without tipping the model.
The cam model was making no money because they had a lot of jerkers in their room.
When a male is covered in chicken wings throughout the night witch causes them to sleep talk and get vicious
He is the Caribbean Jerker
When a male hallucinates from eating the hot wing named “Caribbean jerk”
That guy experienced a “Caribbean jerker”
Any truck used to pump out septic tanks and porta john's.
Hey ,check out the new turd Jerker !! It's got shit and flames painted on it now !!!