Any Canadian octopus that denies anything except cookies
Look at that Joel!
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A suicidal piece of shit who doesn’t have a life, who doesn’t have a girlfriend and even if he does have one it’s not gonna last because he’s a terrible boyfriend and not only is he a terrible boyfriend, he’s a bad friend, he make anything or anyone better he makes people feel bad about themselves, fuck you Joel
Person 1: “There’s someone trying to kill themselves”
Person 2: “is it Joel?”
Person 1: “yes”
Person 2: “why am I not surprised”
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Joel’s are by far one of the best people you can have in your life. He is dark skin with very curly hair. Not to mention he is most likely taller than you 5’8-6’. He is sweet, very goofy, loyal to the core, athletic, smart when he wants to be, and kind. At first he may not show his full self but once you get to know him and he trust you, that’s when you will see his goofy and crazy side. He is a great friend and boyfriend. Every girl will want him. He is also by far one of the most handsome boys you will ever meet. Has a muscular and fit body. A face that you would never want to stop looking at and eyes you never wanna stop starting into. He will treat you like a QUEEN and you are the only one that matters to him. He will always come to your rescue if you are not Okay and always be by your side no matter what. He will make sure that you know your pretty and boost your confidence cause he wants you to think good about yourself. If you have a Joel make sure you hold onto him cause he will be the best thing in your life.
Girl 1: who’s that boy over there? He’s cute
Girl 2: Ooo he is cute, what’s his name?
Me: His name is Joel and he’s mine girls, so back off