jog off

an endearing term to otherwise tell people that you don't like to walk away and stay away...

Hey T... You are really getting on my nerves... Why don't you just jog off

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Get your jog on

Move quickly, or more quickly than you were moving before. Speed it up, start running, let's go!

Jason: Hurry up Jessica! Get your jog on!

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After Jog Bog

The typically loose and barely controllable bowel movement that many distance runners experience immediately after a long run. Variant of after grog bog.

Jim: Great run, man. You want to grab a beer?

Tim: Thanks, but I better go before I have an after jog bog right here.

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Snow Jog

Jogging in deep snow with a very good friend gradually going faster while each participant says "snow jog" in a deep growling voice faster and faster. Good for drunken times.

"Hey Jen! Want to go for a SNOW JOG"...says the realy drunk guy.

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clog n' jog

To clog a toilet in a hotel and check out of the room before unclogging it. This will save you the embarrassment of asking the front desk for a plunger. It is common courtesy to leave a small tip on the seat of the toilet for the house cleaning.

Guy 1: Dude did you clog this toilet?
Guy 2: Yeah man, but I'm just gonna pull a clog n' jog, let's go!

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jogging behind a gritter

A phrase used to describe a person who owns an unfortunate face, i.e pizzaface

Oh god, she looks like she has been jogging behind a gritter!

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hog n jog

The act of fornicating an exceptionally large woman and leaving immediatly after.

Did you see the size of that chick Chris L. took home?

Yea he likes to hog n jog.

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