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James Johnston

James Johnston is the ideal man and the ultimate sigma male.
His sigma feats include the murder of over 70 enemies.
He has raped the wives and daughters of each of his enemies.
He is such a sigma that he rapes children and elderly woman.

OMG I WILL NEVER BE AS COOL AS JAMES JOHNSTON

by Kooop poop July 20, 2022


Joshua Johnston

Joshua Johnston is a blonde hair, blue-eyed beauty. He never fails to love you unconditionally. He is a definite 10/10 and amazing future husband. He is a pro at baseball and should go to the MLB. He is destined to marry a girl whose name starts with K. His relationship with God is so special and has a strange addiction to Fruit Loops. He's an amazing kisser and hugger! If you get a Joshy never ever let him go!

Joshua Johnston looks so good today! He plays baseball so well!

by Agatha hart December 8, 2021


mason carter johnston

Great guy with a gigantic penis and great personality. He is amazing at sex and will treat you like no other. He is amazing at sports, especially wrestling. Any girl would be so lucky to have mason inside them.

Mason carter Johnston is so fucking amazing at everything

by That on guy who did that June 3, 2018


Katherine Johnston

Katherine Johnston is an amazing human who deserves the world. They are the sweetest human being on Earth. You can guarantee she’ll always have your back. I know that no matter what happens, they’ll always be there for you, through thick and thin.

Oh, you know Katherine Johnston? She’s super cool!! If you want a friend or someone that will always be there for you, they’re your best bet.

by ningguangs hairpin May 21, 2021


Katherine Johnston

Katherine Johnston is literally the best person you’ll ever meet. She’s super sweet and absolutely hilarious, and will always have your back guaranteed. No matter what. They always put everyone first before themself.

Ah, you know Katherine Johnston, right? She’s your best bet if you want a close friend that will always be there for you, they’re your best bet.

by ningguangs hairpin May 21, 2021


Johnstoned

When something is burnt. Originating from when employees at restaurants burn their food.

Wow that food looks Johnstoned.
Is Ryan working tonight because that’s Johnstoned.

by TomPake November 5, 2017


juliaa johnston

a girl who has lots of std's. this girl is a backstabbing bitch, and cant get her own guy so she goes for taken ones.

girls keep your guys close because julias coming to town.

boy1: ew that julia girl... shes a skank..

boy2: man, i know.. she hooks up with taken guys?.. who does that?

boy1: ew.. man shes being such a juliaa johnston.

by iloveyoukim December 18, 2010