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The Judas Ejaculate

The act of purposely cumming in your partner’s mouth despite them asking for a warning. Bonus points for shouting Jesus Christ at the moment of climax

I asked the prick to let me know he was about to finish, but he just nutted without warning and whilst blaspheming. It’s the Judas ejaculate. There won’t be a second date.

by Wise and experienced June 2, 2023


gay judas

a gay man who betrays you, like judas did to jesus

*sees your gay friend rolling around in money when he told you he was broke*
"gay judas!"

by lilliankaushtupper June 16, 2022


Judas jim

A terrible cunt

The cunt judas jim has just got me a death sentence. Not only helping himself but others who are in deep shit.

by TUPPE November 7, 2019


Judas priest

Alexander Anderson, character from Hellsing series was refered to as judas priest

- He is Alexander Anderson!!
- Who?
- Judas Priest!
- Like that music band?
- THEY WERE NAMED AFTER HIM!!

by Hakunaruma February 4, 2021


Judas Priest

The best metal band to grace the planet along with Iron Maiden unlike artists today who sing about sex, drugs, and their relationship issues.

Judas Priest is the best planet that God has graced us with.

by Rotten Turkey October 25, 2022


Judas Dart

A Judas dart is a cigarette that exceeds all expectations, also known as dart of the day. Usually rolled from a crisp new pouch of port royal tobacco.

Person 1: "hows that durrie treat you mate?"
Person 2, in absolute dart euphoria: "mate this is it, the fucking judas dart"
Person 1: "wow"

by Dartanya April 12, 2018


Judas

Back-stabber/traitor.

Someone who doesn't understand the love and help from their friend,

but betrays them Big Time for their own benefit.

You Judas,

what you've done means you chose Hell.

by Elijah7 July 26, 2020