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v. -To disappear with no reason or explanation.
-To be cut off from a social group/team/family because they are a worthless ass with ugly hair.
Derives from the tv show "Family Matters" in which Judy Winslow mysteriously disappears. No explanation was given, and nobody seemed to really give a shit that she was gone. They just decided she wasn't worth the trouble.
The term "rachel" could also be used to explain someone who also mysteriously disappears and just leaves her kid behind.
Little Girl: "Daddy, howcome all my things are gone and my bedroom is full of your sports memorbilia?"
Father: "Sorry, I just can't deal with your shit anymore, you're being Judy Winslowed."
Boy: "Hey coach, howcome my name is no longer on the roster of the school chess team?"
Coach: "meh, no reason really...it's called being Judy Winslowed, kid, get used to it!
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Judge Judy is none other than a yankee doodle judge who has the cases that are brought before her in court televised. One can only assume that these "cases" are fake, because they're all quite stupid like "Mr Gonzales threw a stone in my yard. I feel extremely threatened and like I can't even live at my home in the same way. He also deliberately splashes water on my driveway while watering his bluebells. It is plainly eroding the concrete away and I want full compensation for all damage costs. I am so discriminated against." And then the defendent would make their rebuttle which would be something of the same sort. Judge Judy then would ask her assistant to make the huge walk from the judges desk thing to the plaintiff and defendent's tables to retrieve pointless photos of the "crime scene", and then interrogate both with pointless questions and hand gestures.
Herman: Hey! Let's watch Judge Judy
Rolf: No way man... she brat in bratwurst.
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what's the difference between judge Judy and a trampeline?
You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampeline.
The apacolypse
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Attractive woman who dances slutishly, similar to a stripper
Dammmmnnn, look at that girl throwin judy!
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Jewish-American actress, best known for such movies as The Specials, The Hebrew Hammer, The Village(unfortunately), and Adaptation, and a number of TV shows that tend to get canceled before their time, despite being brilliant, most notably Arrested Development. Is also extremely sexy, in that Jewish Princess way.
Dude, rent What Planet Are You From! Judy Greer gets naked in it, and she has the most amazing body!
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A 69 year old teacher (no cap fr), she is deaf and horny. she also is going blind. she hates all her students and likes to abuse them. She also claims to be a gamer, but i call bull.
Bill: oh my gosh she is so deaf i called her Judy Peterson and she didnt hear me