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The Frank Castle Juggle is a specialty shotgun firearm technique, pioneered by The Punisher, a Marvel Comics character.
How to do the Frank Castle Juggle:
- You will need 2 Pump Action Pistol Grip Shotguns. I recommend a pair of Mossberg 500 series Road Blockers (Special Purpose - item 50591)
- Load to capacity and chamber a round in both weapons. Disengage the safety on both shotguns.
- Aim forward with both weapons, and fire a round from the left gun, and once the firing cycle completes, lift the barrel upward.
- Release the grip on the left hand gun and let it fall, keep your hand flat to avoid catching it on the safety or any other protrusions.
- Once it is in reach, grip the left weapons’ forestock tightly. Once you have a solid grip, jerk your hand upward quickly, and then forcefully bring it down, loading the next round.
- Once the round in the left hand weapon is ready, fire a round from the right gun, and once the firing cycle completes, lift the barrel upward.
- Toss the left hand weapon lightly in the air, only several inches up and grip it by the pistol grip ONLY. Do not place your finger inside the trigger guard! Use the grip ONLY!
- Release the grip on the right hand gun and let it fall, keep your hand flat to avoid catching it on the safety or any other protrusions.
- Bring the barrel of your left hand weapon down towards your intended target, and steady your aim against the weight of the weapon.
- Once it is in reach, grip the forestock right weapon's tightly. Once you have a solid grip, jerk your hand upward quickly, and then forcefully bring it down, loading the next round.
- Once the round in the right hand weapon is ready, fire a round from the left gun, and once the firing cycle completes, lift the barrel upward.
- Toss the right hand weapon lightly in the air, only several inches up and grip it by the pistol grip ONLY. Do not place your finger inside the trigger guard! Use the grip ONLY!
- Release the grip on the left hand gun and let it fall, keep your hand flat to avoid catching it on the safety or any other protrusions.
- Bring the barrel of your right hand weapon down towards your intended target, and steady your aim against the weight of the weapon.
- Once it is in reach, grip the right weapons’ forestock tightly. Once you have a solid grip, jerk your hand upward quickly, and then forcefully bring it down, loading the next round.
- Aim forward with the left hand weapon, and fire a round from the left gun, and once the firing cycle completes, lift the barrel upward.
- Release the grip on the left hand gun and let it fall, keep your hand flat to avoid catching it on the safety or any other protrusions.
- Once it is in reach, grip the left weapons’ forestock tightly. Once you have a solid grip, jerk your hand upward quickly, and then forcefully bring it down, loading the next round.
- Continue to Fire and Reload with alternating hands until the shells are all expended.
- Once you have expended all the weapons shells, release the grips and hold the weapons by the trigger guards on your index finger. Swing them backwards under your arm, and catch them around the armpit area. Be careful, the barrels may be hot.
- Release both weapons, now held under your arms and load shells from a belt or shoulder strap into the weapons, adding both sides’ shells at the same time.
- Once you have loaded both weapons to capacity, grip the pistol grips, and tighten your arms downward.
- Ready rounds in both weapons by sliding your arms backwards, cocking the foregrip on both weapons, and then releasing your arms’ grip into your hands.
- Grip the pistol grips of the weapons and swing them under and up, back into the ready-fire position.
- Aim forward with both weapons, and fire a round from the left gun, and once the firing cycle completes, lift the barrel upward.
- Continue from the beginning for as long as needed or until your supply of shells is depleted.
- As a note of warning, if your foe is still alive, please refrain from throwing a shotgun at him. While durable and known for their solid construction, you risk damage to your weapons if you hurl them at an enemy.
-Please note, do NOT attempt this with live firearms, it is extremely dangerous, and has a zero over zero accuracy potential. You WILL hurt yourself if you attempt this trick-shot.
Do not attempt the weapon stunt described above unless you are firing blank rounds, or are an experienced professional weapons expert in a controlled environment, with support staff standing by – in other words, a professional Hollywood production.
'And he kicked through the door, with two 12-guages doing the Frank Castle Juggle! Didn't hit a damn thing, but it sure looked cool!'
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Can mean to be concentrating or thinking, and in some cases rubbing your testicles to be able to relax and to think.
Dude, that quiz is gonna be rough... I'm gonna juggle the brain balls to get ready.
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When one rotates the testicles between ones fingers.
At school I had nothing to do so I just juggled the blind snails for a whole lesson.
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(n.) A rare individual. When found in its true from, it manages to combine qualities of the bitch, the blabbermouth, and the cum dumpster in a veritable shitstorm of evil. The cock-juggling thunder cunt is in fact so evil, that it transcends the plane of the urban, and lives on the plane of the spiritual. Spiritually speaking, it is akin to if Satan douched out his vagina, assuming he had a vagina and was prone to acts of vaginal hygiene, and then left the contents of his vaginal douche in the fridge for like a month and a half, because Satan's a big asshole and would do that kinda thing, even though it would mean all the butter and yogurt in there would start to smell like douche and you'd have to throw it out because he didn't even have the common sense to open up another thing of baking soda because i know there's already one in there but he know's it's old. The cock-juggling thunder cunt should be avoided at all costs. A friend or relative beginning an intimate or sexual relationship with a cock-juggling thunder cunt requires strict measures of spiritual salvation including, although not limited to, "Dude, what the fuck? Alright, come on out with us tonight, we're gonna get you LAID." If you yourself encounter a cock-juggling thunder cunt, call her out as one, then jingle any loose change you have in your pockets as a distraction and back away slowly. If she corners you, just remember her fatal weaknesses: that all of her friends hate her, the combination of Sex in the City and Edy's Cookies and Cream, and of course, cock juggling.
*VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: Cock-jugglling thunder cunt is a very powerful term, and should only be used socially as a sort of coup-de-gras. See below example with this thing (*) by it. Asterisk, that's it.
#1:
Eric: Can I have a blowjob?
Suzy: No.
Eric: (sighs) Can I please have a blowjob?
Suzy: Still no.
(Here Suzy represents a cock-juggling thunder cunt)
#2*:
Lawyer: Not only have a proven that although Mrs. Johnson was in Canada at the time of their slaying, that she is nonetheless responsible for the brutal deaths of her husband, children, nephew, lesbian lover and dog, but she is also (dramatic pause) a COCK-JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT! I rest my case.
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A real fucktard who owes money to his friend but never gives him the money, and goes given gum to little bitches.
Gabe: Where tf my money?
Terrence: I aint got yo money nigga
Gabe: well suck my dick then!
Terrence: I think the fuck not
Gabe: well get my money by sucking other peoples dick, or ill have my kkk Nation come burn you.
Terrence: NO
Gabe: your a real cock juggling thunder fuck you know that?
what to call a stupid bitch, when calling her 'stupid bitch' simply won't do; the most offensive insult ever
Rio's girlfriend is a total cock juggling thunder cunt.
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hallarious insult used in Blade Trinity.
"You cock-juggling-thunder-cunt!"
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