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broke college kid who does stuff & thangs
Also an unusual tik toker @juniortrooper69
“Junior Grimes defined”
Junior Grimes is a broke British kid who does dangerous things on the regular with willybone (mort) and poshwitz (the chicken) because he’s a freedom fighter but cares most for his workouts
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Wendybone: jr do you still have your flamethrower?
Junior grimes: do I still got my flamethrower? 😎
*pulls out flamethrower* hell yea let’s go burn down the mosques!
Wendybone: ok and let’s get Burger King after!
Junior grimes: damn right! And watch spiderverse afterwards!
Wendybone: *loads airsoft gun with extra ammo*
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Poshwitz: bok bok!
Junior Grimes: what now, beaks?
Poshwitz: bok?
Junior Grimes: oh right, your hungry, here’s some cheese slices
Poshwitz: *proceeds to pick up cheese with her beak*
Junior Grimes: aww look at the beak eating
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*Poshwitz and wendybone Knock on juniors door*
Both: hey june we were wondering if you could do th—
Junior: YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
*runs away*
Poshwitz: cmon he’s getting away! Let’s catch him
*Junior Grimes gets tackled to the ground*
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The most unusual yet interesting kid known to Man. Origin is highly unknown but that’s not what makes him mysterious, it’s his endless number of skills and stories that have happened to him, he’s always in some kinda strange and outlandish situation which further secures him as top villain protagonist if ever there was one
Grimes is cemented in the list of greatest villains
junior grimes is the one and only infamous J
White boi J is lethal, and the reason laws and authorities fear him are for the name “junior Grimes”
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Internet gangster who’s known for doing unconventional schemes , considers himself the pioneer of “freedom fighting”, often mistaken for an E boy when in reality he’s just a rebellious street kid who just so happens to be gorgeous too bad his persona is ugly as he’s quite the arrogant sociopath.
Aka (see “J grimes” , june wick, “old J” , etc)
junior Grimes is the personification of nightmare disguised as a daydream
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if I ever turn out like junior Grimes I’d go into hiding and never come back into the public eye
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“If satan is the personification of evil then junior Grimes is the goddamn pioneer” -Albert Einstein
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junior grimes rhymes with crimes, yep he’s definitely sus
underground SoundCloud rapper aka “the real life joker” who’s making moves from below.
J grimes is the same as junior grimes,
Junior grimes is bae
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An internet fuckboi whom lusts after every girl he meets, quite infamous and illegal in terms of his activities as he enjoys chaos and ascension of his own power meaning nothing his off limits. Grimes is many things yet none of them as his form is ALWAYS shifting, a jack of all trades and ambiguous force of mystery.
Rapper,singer and former PI. Also rumored to have mastered every skill known to man
Junior grimes makes YouTube videos but is mostly just an arrogant player that does whatever tf he wants whenever he wants.
A rebellious philosopher yet egomaniacal villainous kid to say the least.
See “J Grimes”
Junior Grimes: I don’t expect anyone to bow down to me
People: well good,
Junior Grimes: but YOU WILL >:)
People: *gasps*
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Junior grimes is chaos incarnate and is the master of ambiguity with the ability to become anything he wants, except normal, I mean maybe if he practiced his skills more he’d pull it off flawlessly
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Girl 1: I hate junior grimes but I love him too
Girl 2: sounds about white, er I mean right
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To have a hard-on for chaos and destruction
I got a junior grimes every time I walk outside and look at the society I’m living in
I’m gonna junior grimes my way outta high school
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He who hath mastered the “art of not giving a FUCK”
A divine mistake sums up junior grimes perfectly
Perfectly imperfect son of a bitch
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