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A stupid crap who has no life or friends whatsoever. He wants to do a crap ton of things but us too lazy to do them.
Frosty Jurassic are too much today. That's all he can do. Eat everything. Stupid bit-
A good game for Dino nerds or you just enjoy it I mean it has cool dinosaurs and stuff like that
Person 1: ago did you download Jurassic World Alive
Person 2: no
Person 1: are you fatherless?
Person 2 was last seen at Person 1’s House
When you live old school with added swag
I like to rep my jurassic living
When playing bass extremely loud usually from subwoofers in a vehicle creating a thud loud enough to ripple water as seen in the movie Jurassic Park.
Yo we goin to this side show or what?
Yea lemme finish hookin up my system so I'll be "Jurassic Parkin" the fuck outta my whip.
While performing anal sex, you pull your dick out and drop several "just-add-water" foam expanding dinosaur capsules in her asshole. Then reinsert, pee in her butt and wait. Some of the dinosaurs will flow out when you're done. The others will stay in there for a while and give your wife/girlfriend a nice surprise the next time she TRIES to drop a deuce.
My girlfriend gave me anal for my birthday.
I gave her a jurassic waterslide for being a bitch all year.
Great movie. Its about these people that cant FUCKING GET A SINGLE FUCKING DINOSAUR DONE ACCURATE.
Welcome to Jurassic Park. We have fucked up Pop Culture
A novel written by Michael Chrichton in 1990, later adapted into a movie in 1993 by Steven spielberg. In the book(and movie) the park is called “Jurassic park” because it has dinosaurs and “Jurassic” Is one of the 3 dinosaur periods of time. However most famous dinosaurs in it don’t come from the “Jurassic period”.
“Jurassic park is my favorite novel!”