An event where a group of guys cover a slip and slide in lime jello and with a naked midget at the end. Common in fraternity initiations and gay pride events
Did you see that fraternity, The Quard, held a fund raiser buy doing Kermit Slides??? That was the gayest thing I had ever seen.
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A small black man that looks a shade of green.
"Hey, Kermit Guy, what's up?"
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The act of leapfrog (hence the name "kermits" with 2 or more men. In the process of this the person who is jumping over the next sticks his penis into to nexts persons butthole or simply let's it slide along the crack. It is then reapeated until the men realize how frickin nasty this is.
Hey I heard you and joe were doing dirty kermits last night.
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The act of committing suicide while dressed as, cosplaying or roleplaying as Kermit the Frog.
I looked across the street and saw a man Kermiting suicide.
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Ja Rules identicle long lost twin
Ja Rule is a faggit ass motha fucker that looks very simular to kermit the frog
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The color that matches that of Kermits skin tone
(Main color of the "Kermitism" Government) - Found also on Urban Dictionary
Comrade, I like your shirt, its like kermit green colored
Kermit the Log is the most depressed frog in a log in a shoot you will ever meet. He is often terrorized by demonic unicorns and retarded frogs. He has a pet named Kermit the Dog, who will bite anything he sees that moves.
Man, are you sad? Just laugh at Kermit the Log. It'll make you feel a lot better about yourself.