KFC

Kallums Fake Cocaine. A Terrorist organisation formed by the evil leader from Jamaica. This certain organisation is named like this because they buy cocaine as a 20% purified level and distribute it at the same price but at a 0.5% purified level and 95.5% baby powder level usually leaving the organisation buying it pretty mad.

Mafia Member 1: Oh Shit this cocaine is only 0.5% pure, we must have bought it from KFC

Mafia Member 2: Are you sure im still feeling pretty high

Mafia Member 1: What did you expect its fucking cocaine

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KFC

Keen For Cock

Hey Caitlyn are you kfc?

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KFC

A national food place which serves primarily chicken based meals. The quality of said meals are usually high, and are good enough to turn a vegan. Japan has a Christmas tradition where they order buckets of chicken instead of turkey.

Daniel: "I love KFC"
Yahia: "I love you too."
Daniel: "what"
Yahia: "what"

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KFC

the Australian version of DTF--keen for cock.

damn, that girl is so KFC

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KFC

When a guy fingers a girl and sucks on her boobs at the same time in public, while someone is taking a picture.

Yeahhhhh bro she got KFC'd

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KFC

Commonly mistaken as Kentucky Fried Chicken.
The real meaning of KFC is Killed Fucked Cocked.

guy 1 ~ You did what to that chicken.
Guy 2 ~ I killed it i fucked it and i cocked it.
You know KFC
Guy 1 ~ Oh. I thought you meant something else.

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KFC

Kentucky Fried Cuntface(s).

"Hay look at him"
"Him?"
"Yeah."
"But he is a KFC"
"KFC?"
"Yeah, Kentucky Fried Cuntface"

Kentucky Fried Cuntface

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