He's so beautiful and he has the sexiest smile he's also just insanely funny and is great to be friends with and honestly, a huge slong. He's also very good with his hands. Probably took your mum's virginity, he's also known as a #MilfHunter.
Girl 1: I want a guy with a horse cock
Girl 2: That boy James Keen has a 10inch tank
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A person who is an asshole. But the good kind of asshole. Not the dirty kind. The squeaky clean, tidy, bleached asshole. The asshole version of somebody being peachy keen!
Him: I was thinking of asking that girl out but I heard she's a bitch.
Friend: Oh, she's just bleachy keen!
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To be so keen for something the use of 6 whole syllables can permitted.
"You wanna go get pissed? I hear the brewery are having an all night party and you can get 6 pints for a quid!"
"Keen keen poker machine!"
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The leader of the gay pride parade.
"Hey, look at the commander Keen leading out front."
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Oxbridge slang for someone who is 'superkeen'; that is, keener than keen. Associated with a strong go-getting attitude, but one that is obvious and public, to the point of being awkwardly endearing or backfiring.
Unclear where 'nadster' originates from. Likely related to nads, as in someone who's "got balls", or the Polish 'nad', meaning 'above' - say, 'above keen'.
"Let's try and be first into the club!"
"Nah, nobody's in there. We'll end up floating around like abandoned toilet paper. Don't want to be super-keen nadsters."
"I looked at the slogan I'd painted up on the banner: 'Come on lads, be a nads(ter)!!'. What was I thinking? The pun didn't even make sense. I looked like such a super-keen nadster."
An individual who has always been enthusiastic about any activity or opportunity that comes his or her way. These priceless individuals have been around since the Mesozoic era and are known to have a few descendants in South Auckland, NZ.
Sam - "Look at that guy ! He is not from around here is he?"
Bob - "Judging by his behavior, I reckon he is a keen-a-saurus rex"
Sam - "No Way ! You mean a rare descendant of keen?
Bob - "Yeah ! Let's go meet him."
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