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A sloppy whore. Generally tries to fuck every guy in the room at once. She's a stupid little bitch that likes "meat". If you have alcohol, you can get this slut. She loves to party and get shitfaced. Shes been fucked so many times she is the most loose girl EVER!
Guy 1 "Dude, Kelsey's vagina is so imminence that you can fit the whole U.S. Navy inside her!"
Guy 2 "Yea, all those semen!"
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A name for a girl who is very shady, and backstabbing. She'll say she's your best friend, but then try and ruin a relationship between you and your boyfriend. Kelsey usually will tell one boy she's dating him and keep two on the side for backup, in case her current boy isn't keeping her happy. Kelsey usually updates her profiles saying how "ugly" or "lonely" she is just so she can get the attention of others. Kelsey will also flirt with other boys when one of her boyfriends isn't around so she can feel like she's "loved". Usually has more friends than she can count, but still for some reason feels lonely, and also makes everything more dramatic then it seems.
So, I'm dating Kelsey now!
Yeah, you and three other guys...
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Fat.
I'm as confused as an uneatable cake.. Must be a "Kelsey".
If gravity didn't exist, Kelsey would still be on the ground.
Who ate all the PIES!!!??? ...Kelsey... Duh!
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A common boring name. Normally if you meet one. Their bitchy, nagging, probably have a huge nose, nasty hair, cheat on their boyfriend(s) with atleast 100+ guys, and two faced. Stay away from Kelsey's.
Hey did you see Kelsey at that party with him?
No, but I just seen her with a different guy.
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a fucking bitch, cant get over her ex boyfriend
Wow, she broke into his house again. Kelsey move.
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Girl who loves extensions fake tan and eyelashes
Works in Primark and calls it graft with her 8 hours a week
Loves leather jackets air forces and sinners
Usually see her around felling with backtated hair
Also has a thing for boys named connor
Kelsey crane from the felling lyk
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Kelsey Is a low-key bitch. She usually will be seen walking around school like she owns the place, saying she is in a "committed relationship" but stoops with other men. She Is super bossy, and likes to get into gossip a lot. You can catch her ease dropping in other peoples conversations. Kelsey acts like a Thot, but knows her boundaries. She is a girl that is always hungry, taking other peoples food and drinks like a homeless prostitute. She always brags about how her life is so "messed up" and she likes to smoke pot. She is the type where she hides her vape from her mom, but can only smoke weed and drink alcohol. She tries to look "bad bitch" and calls out anyone that annoys her. She always gets nails done, and spray tan that usually never works out. Overall, she is very competitive and rude, but on the inside is very nice. Very Very Very deep down.
If you want a bad bitch, get you a Kelsey.
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