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when you have no found in the house, its a kind of sandwich you eat when you have only bread
I aint go shoppin' so we had ketchup sandwiches for lunch.
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Ranch dressing. Hillbillies put that shit on everything.
Ronny Ray! Run up to the Piggly Wiggly and get some hillbilly ketchup. You know Nadine and Lynnette cain't eat pizza or potato chips without some Hidden Valley.
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When a girl is on her period and some of the blood drips to her butt hole, then she proceeds to fart, spraying blood to your face.
Dude, Carly does a mean ketchup gas.
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Black people use nigger ketchup so much, im suprised they dont put it on their Newport cigarettes.
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When you put too much ketchup in your plate and can't finish it.
I suffered Ketchup Overdose.
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The Little Ketchup is not a term to be found in the Kama Sutra. It is foul and not generally accepted. One must only acquire sushi and a passion for food and female genitalia to enjoy. An avid sushi fan places a single roll on a lover's hoo-ha. He then proceeds to chow down on the sushi. Ferocious desire and extreme vigor are needed to effectively please both your need for sushi and you're partner.
Bobby Bobertson was really feeling good today so he used the Little Ketchup on Hansela Lander.
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A girl who has ketchup stains on her pictures, clingy, copies people, thinks everybody loves her. Has sex & brags about it.
Oh damn, look at that ketchup heather!
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