When a guy accidently (or intentionally) pisses inside a girl during sex.
Just before he passed out, Sean did a copper kettle during drunk sex with his girlfriend.
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When you laugh so hard that you sound like a tea kettle.
βLMAO STOP THATS WAY TO FUNNY IM TEA KETTLING!β
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Noun; A women, generally small in stature, who is so attractive, she is "hotter than a tea kettle."
Can also be shortened to "Kettle", or if she is being refered to as part of a group and/or race, she can be called "Teakellian."
I met a bunch of tea kettles at the club last night.
One of her friends was beat, but the other was a little kettle.
This girl's ass was speaking teakellian to me last night.
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The act of dunking one's scrotum in and out of another person's splayed anus, a relative of teabag and teabagging.
He was rolled back on his neck with his legs around his head, and I stood over him, and we busted out the brown kettle.
Baby, let's do the brown kettle tonight.
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to piss into ones mouth from an elevated Position
One time we were on this road trip and I had to piss so bad, I ended up tea kettling Nina. She was willing though.
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When someone has a meal at βThe Kettleβ restaurant in Manhattan beach LA and has to take an earth shattering shit after.
Dude, I shouldnβt of eaten The Kettle last night. Iβm about to take my third βKettleβ Shit today.
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A sexual act where-in a partner ejaculates into the partner's anus and then orally sucks the cum out.
John loved kettle felching Mary after a hard day's work.
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