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what ted cruz was as a young man.
ted cruz
Hey, did you hear that the zodiac killer is running for president?!
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Marlboro Cigarettes. Cigarettes. Tobacco
Uncle Bob died of lung cancer, those cowboy killers got him.
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Any person who speaks of school or work on a Sunday, killing the weekend buzz and causing another person to realize tomorrow is Monday.
"Ah! We have school tomorrow!"
-"Wow... Sunday killer, thanks for reminding me."
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When someone has a really nice smile. It's a good thing.
"You are very pretty and you have a killer smile."
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Jane the Killer is the girl who dedicated herself to find Jeff the Killer and slaughter him just like how he slaughtered the little kids in their sleep.
Jane the killer hates Jeff the killer so she's gonna murder his ass
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Marlboro filtered regular cigarettes
I don't smoke them lights, I smoke Cowboy Killers.
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Republican Senator from Texas that enjoys green eggs and ham. Answers to 'Lying Ted'. Managed the impressive feat of killing multiple victims 2 years before being born. Very punchable face. Possible dark lord of the Sith.
"If I am elected Zodiac Killer, we will repeal every word of Obamacare"
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