Shit the Kilt

The unfortunate name given to someone who follows through wearing traditional Scottish dress without underwear.

Kieran had an accident while dancing at the ball last week. Old Shit the Kilt is now on a warning.

Bathroom Kilt

When a man gets out of the shower in the morning and wraps his towel around his waist to continue his morning activities.

I got outta the shower this morning and threw on a bathroom kilt before I shaved.