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When you push your fart too hard, and you get a little something extra.
"I went for a good fart but it ended up a kinder surprise"
When you queef a load of cum In your undies unexpectedly
Honey, pull over I just got that Kinder Surprise from earlier!
When you defecate in your hand and create a small crater in it an and then release semen via discharge out of a males genitalia into the small crater and reseal it with more discharge via defecation.
“I pranked my mom with a kinder surprise”
When your dog leaves you a surprise on the floor.... (shit).
"Man, why does my room stink so bad?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"
A cool dude who gets the girls but is a bigot and cannot be trusted as he gets carried away with himself
You've lost my trust Aiden Kinder.
When a white woman is been taken from both ends by 2 black males
Betty tried her first ever kinder sandwich last night