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a white person who has the leaping ability to jump like a brother. they usually play basketball.
man have you seen that kid jesse wheeler? he was dunkin all kinds of ways, man he is the one and only white kite!
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When you are trying out a new style and you are looking sexy as hell.
Damn! That guy is rocking an ombre shirt with a pocket square. He is looking as fly as a kite!
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1) A book by Kahled Hosseini about a man who confronts his past.
2) A verb meaning totally owned or dominated, refers to the rape scene where Hassan gets raped while Amir watches.
3) A verbal threat of violence
1) "The Kite Runners a good book but I found it to be rather Predictable"
2) "Oh man this kid just Kite Runnered me in Halo."
3) "If you don't shut up I'm Gonna go Kite Runner on your ass!"
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1. -Noun- A novel by the Afghan author Khaled Hosseini, now a film directed by Marc Forster based on the book of the same name.
2. -Verb- To ass rape
See also kr
1. Watching Kite Runner was highly disturbing. It made me squirm in my seat.
2. Hassan got kite runnered by Assef
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A kite shop in bedfordshire
I went to buy a spar and those cunts at cuntstable kites tried to sell me a kite i allready have.
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This is an act where the male (or the dominant sexual partner) proves his dominance. To accomplish this the inferior partner must collect the semen in his hand during sex, you do this by pulling out at the last moment. You then cup your hands like an umbrella over the glans before ejaculation and collect it all. Then the dominant partner stretches his scrotum out, making it kite like in shape, and the inferior partner spreads the semen out on the scrotum.
Then the dominant party drags his scrotum over his partners face, and thus the rite is complete, and he has proven his dominace.
"Your sister didn't want to acknowledge me as the dominant one in our relationship, so I gave her The Butter Kite. Guess who's in charge now!"
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A pocket sized kite, sold through an infomercial, that is changing the lives of success minded individuals worldwide!
I was at the club and was getting rejected left and right. I never thought I'd score with these hot young babes. I thought I might be getting old or had just lost my touch! But when I took out my pocket kite the ladies took notice! I soon had a beautiful woman on each arm and a pocket full of phone numbers and a full date calendar. They told me the pocket kite looks so natural, you can't even tell it's not my real kite. Pocket kite, thank you for giving me back my mojo!
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