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A type of walk where you waddle clenching your butt cheeks because of the horrendous anal sex you just had.
"Wow, she must have gotten it good. She's doing the Kristen"
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A talentless American actress that has stared in numerous low key movies, excluding Twilight, which she utterly destroyed.
"Did you see Twilight yesterday?"
"Yeah...it sucked. Kristen Stewart...uhg, they just need a recast, for Christ's sake!"
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Possibly the worst actress ever. She is most known for playing Bella Swan in the Twilight movies(which she completely ruined with her pathetic acting). She has also been in: Catch that Kid, The Messengers, and Panic Room. She is boring and emotionless. She puts no effort into her character and performance and doesn't deserve her job. She's just taking up room in the acting industry when there could be actual talented people in her spot.
person 1: Did you see twilight?
person2: yeah but Kristen Stewart wrecked it with her boring and pathetic performance
person1:Tell me about it. I don't understand why anyone hires her. She sucks!
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An actress best known for playing in Twilight. She needs to get a personality and shampoo.
Kristen Stewart plays Bella in Twilight? Ew. Emily Browning should have been cast as her.
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Crazy,pot-smoking brat who couldn't act if her life depended on it. Possibly bipolar and manic depressive, not to mention schizophrenic... and not just when she plays Bella Swan in the Twilight series, because everyone knows she plays herself in her movies, and then proceeds to ruin them with her annoying hair-flipping and horrible facial expressions. She can't speak properly either, possibly due to being dropped on her head as a child, or the fact her teeth always get in the way.
Person 1: "Wow, Kristen Stewart just royally fucked that movie up!"
Person 2: "Yeah, she just played herself again..."
Person 3:"...Does anyone else think she always looks constipated?"
(Everyone else): "Yep"
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Person 1:"Well shitttt, her teeth got in the way of her face again!"
Person 2: "It's from all the pot I bet..."
Person 3: "Isn't that supposed to make you more chill?"
Person 2: "Apparently she got a bad batch."
Person 1: "Haha, well she'd get some better drugs if she could act better!"
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An extremely untalented, self-posessed, annoying, snagletoothed "celebrity" that is most famous for playing the role of Isabella Swan in the best selling book series, Twilight
"Hey, did you see Twilight last night??,"says nerd 1
"Yea man that Kristen Stewart chick is ugly as hell don't you think?," says nerd 2.
"Totally. She wrecked the whole movie...," says nerd 1.
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A girl who does not play a different character in her movies, but plays herself... over and over again. In magazine articles is said to be awkward and shy, so why is she playing a lead role in a major movie? Nobody knows.
Jenna: OMG!!! THE NEW TWILIGHT IS OUT!!!
Stanley: You are excited... why?
Jenna: CAUSE KRISTEN STEWART IS TOTALLY AWESOME!!!
Stanley: Yeah you just keep thinking that.
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