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kristian is the type of person to want to have sex with his closest friends and record it while jerking off, but kristian isn’t only a faggot he is also a dumb unintelligent fuck that likes to get pipped down by middle aged men that live in basements.
Black group: I want you on all fours at the edge of the bed
Kristian: no balls you won’t but in me
Kristian mostly called Kris, Kris is a funny and cool person on the outside but mostly dead on the inside. He hides this from everyone he knows because he doesn’t want anyone to worry about him. Because he doesn’t think he’s worth being worried about. But Kristian will be fine because he is a nigga and will thug shit out as he always does.
Kristian also known as king savage is a very sexy human. He owns everyone on earth. People also think he is a god and everyone bows down to him and everyone worships him. He is truly the best king in the world
Kristian (king savage) is my lord and savior
He is the man of your dreams! His body is so beautiful and his dick is soooooo big! He is funny and crazy but he is also cute lovely! He is only yours! Girls keep an eye on your Kristian and kill all girls who look at him! Never let him go! He is your future!
i love you Kristian
A guy who looks like a TikTok star. It's very annoying and cringe.
Who is that guy?
Isn't it obvious? He's a Kristian.
Ughhh
A small dick man, who doesn't respect women, and is short as hell also walks funny, tries to be nonchalant but is really a loser
person 1: omg he is so short und ugly person 2: yeah he's defenitely a Kristian.
Common name for SHORT people that either do drugs or shoot kittens for fun. Beware because they will go after your sister, if you have one and if you don't, they will make you one with their smol pp. Anyway a really fun guy that will call his BIG friends to fuck you up if you call him names.
"hey look at that little fat guy"
"Shut up! He's Kristian"