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Kristian Eli

Kristian Eli is the leader of bulking season, he invented 'bulking' in 2004 when he was born.

You ate burger king yesterday, you are a Big Kristian Eli.
Also a term commonly used for morbidly gay obese men.

by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021


dirty kristian

When another girl licks chocolate off you and then proceeds to elbow drive you

Yeah my chest hurt from last night my girl gave me a dirty Kristian

by Rizzzzze October 15, 2023


Kristian Welch

Kristian Welch is one of the most ridiculous people you will ever meet. On the other hand, she is kind hearted with, somewhat, good motives. DO NOT break up with her!!! It will ruin your life. You will regret everything and fell sorrow and pain! This is sorry.

I regret dumping Kristian Welch, for a hoe!

by DerpTheDank March 9, 2020


Kristian Gjerstad

cool guy

Kristian Gjerstad is a cool guy

by Helmax Egon February 1, 2019


Kristian and Ava

100% chance that they are two hot people, most probably from different countries, who are meant for each other. Very emotional, fun, and fricking amazing couple. Hopefully they finally see each other, sooner or later.

-Can you tell me the names of a boy and a girl, who are meant for each other?
-Kristian and Ava!

-Who is watching Barća in my living room?
-Chill, man, It’s Kristian and Ava, your friends.

by FallenAngel278 November 20, 2021


Hao kristian

The act of soiling and / or freezing your underpants , sheerly for comedic relief.

"The party was dying so I Hao Kristianed and we laughed about it for generations to come "

-ghandi probably

by Notstek69 July 31, 2023


Karl Kristian

Karl Kristian is a penis, who likes to play spiderman is rich and likes to play fotball. Karl kristians friends calls him kk, KK is a ginger❤️

She say I want a KK like Karl Kristian «you News a kk»

by Lovepug99summer October 9, 2018