Kristian Eli is the leader of bulking season, he invented 'bulking' in 2004 when he was born.
You ate burger king yesterday, you are a Big Kristian Eli.
Also a term commonly used for morbidly gay obese men.
When another girl licks chocolate off you and then proceeds to elbow drive you
Yeah my chest hurt from last night my girl gave me a dirty Kristian
Kristian Welch is one of the most ridiculous people you will ever meet. On the other hand, she is kind hearted with, somewhat, good motives. DO NOT break up with her!!! It will ruin your life. You will regret everything and fell sorrow and pain! This is sorry.
I regret dumping Kristian Welch, for a hoe!
100% chance that they are two hot people, most probably from different countries, who are meant for each other. Very emotional, fun, and fricking amazing couple. Hopefully they finally see each other, sooner or later.
-Can you tell me the names of a boy and a girl, who are meant for each other?
-Kristian and Ava!
-Who is watching Barća in my living room?
-Chill, man, It’s Kristian and Ava, your friends.
The act of soiling and / or freezing your underpants , sheerly for comedic relief.
"The party was dying so I Hao Kristianed and we laughed about it for generations to come "
-ghandi probably
Karl Kristian is a penis, who likes to play spiderman is rich and likes to play fotball. Karl kristians friends calls him kk, KK is a ginger❤️
She say I want a KK like Karl Kristian «you News a kk»