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Kristy Lee Cook

American Idol Season 7 contestant. Complete and total hotness. Can't sing worth a damn, but she is hot.

Damn! Kristy Lee Cook can't sing worth shit, but I want to put my penis in her mouth.

by Bombguy March 22, 2008

16👍 10👎


fat kristy

Woman most men blatantly tell their crew about after flying his or her slick plane across a stripper filled night sky of the Bay Area.

I just got back from a few nights in the sky, you know I had to bring home a fat Kristy!

by GdubSon July 25, 2017


Kristy and Jorge

True love, once in a lifetime love, sexy couple, will make it threw anything power couple ask anyone

Wish I could be like Kristy and Jorge!

by November 6, 2023


anna-kristi

Means a hard core girl with endless possibilities.

Verb «Anna-Kristiing» is to have a strong need to dance whenever bad music is played in public spaces.

What are you doing?

Im Anna-Kristiing

by Alma Diaz February 22, 2018


kristie robertson smith

Noun. Urban suburban Muva. A jack of all trades. Highly intelligent but also known to be a ‘round the way girl (very down to earth). One of the realest people you will ever meet. Down ass chick. Wife. Friend.

Kristie Robertson Smith is an amazing mother and wife.

by Urban Suburban Muva November 24, 2021


kristy

the best, hottest, and smartest person ever. everyone loves her and has a crush on her.

Man: did you hear kristys back in town?
Other man: woah i gotta see her pretty face again

by random 72 yr old November 25, 2021


Kristy

Don’t ever talk to one or become friends with one. An absolute evil person. Tries to steal your parents and lives in your house and brings 2 mutts that look just like her cause they’re all dogs. Pretends she knows everything, if you need a mechanic she’s your girl, if you need a hairdresser, she’s your girl, if you need an accountant she’s your girl, if you need a carer she’s your girl, if you need your dog to be a sheepdog or even your cat she’s your girl. If you want your car crashed she’s your girl, if you like girls that don’t wash she’s your girl. If you want your clothes stolen, she’s your girl.

Doing the #Kristy

by Kristyloversrus November 23, 2021