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Classic Lies

Lies that have been told for generations and generally accepted as untruths. Examples: 1) Your car will be ready this afternoon, 2) Your check is in the mail. 3) I promise I won't cum in your mouth.

I told my girlfriend that swallowing jizz makes your hair shiny. That's one of those classic lies.

by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011

47๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


li mei

Kick-ass female character from Mortal Kombat.

Whoa, dude, you just unlocked Li Mei! (high five)

by FaroreChi August 14, 2006

20๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Elfen Lied

One of the best short sci fi series. Most people give up watching the series after the first 7 minutes due to all the violence, nudity, etc, but the show itself isn't all about gore and blood. The series shows great depth in human character, has romance, drama, and psychological themes. Many critics rate it a 9 out of 10.

The main character of the show is Lucy, who is the first of a new species, the Diclonius. She has vectors which resemble hands and can vibrate them at high speeds to slice objects and people in half. Also, she is able to reproduce others of her kind by spreading an infections. This provides a great danger to the Homo Sapiens. As the story progresses, it reveals more about her past and childhood.

"Elfen Lied is so bloody, but the story is very well thought out."

by DemonWolfBlood September 14, 2008

298๐Ÿ‘ 69๐Ÿ‘Ž


li 7wak

Li 7wak means In moroccan langague the one who fucked you

Example: steve: who write that

kayle: Li 7wak

by nietzscheisawesome January 17, 2017

16๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chain of Lies

1. An e-mail chain containing defammatory or false information that is spread far and wide by partisan believers in an attempt to paint a negative image of the opposition.

2. The act of forwarding sensationalistic, untrue reports without checking their veracity.

3. How lies go viral on the Internet.

4. A modern-day illustration of Mark Twain's adage: "A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."

You know that story about supposed "FEMA concentration camps" in the desert? It's just part of that Chain of Lies started by that militia group in Texas.

by Peter Kobs August 21, 2009

57๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jacen Li

A big gay ass dumb retard.

WOW DID YOU SAY THAT BIG RETARD?
YEAH HE'S JACEN LI

by Jacen'sGayNonexistentFriend October 19, 2018


I lied

Phrase most notably used by teachers as a replacement for "I was incorrect," or "I presented the wrong information (on purpose)."

The usage of this phrase is likely a result in the instructor's attempt to be make witty statements; however no extra attention is given to "I lied" over "My mistake" or "This new concept renders the old one false."

Origin unknown. The phrase may have started with teenagers who felt the need to express faults in a comical manner. It seems that the trend ended, and teenagers have reverted to "just kidding," which has been reduced to "j.k. j.k." Middle school and high school instructors must have picked up the trend upon hearing several students use the term.

See: jk, j/k, jp

Teacher: I told you guys that the normal force is always opposite of the force of gravity. Well, I lied, because now we are moving into forces and inclines.

Teacher: I lied, the pop quiz will be added into the homework category.

Teacher: Oops, I lied. The color yellow does hold a significant value in the book Crime and Punishment.

by 881 January 25, 2006

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