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when the wig is installed so good you can’t see the lace at all
girl: i installed a new wig what do you think?
girl 2: omg girl, lace where??
To ejaculate over ones own poop.
I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log
To add lyrics to an instrumental track.
"I lace da track you lock da floor." - Puff Daddy & Faith feat. 112 - I'll Be Missing You
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Step your game up , get crazy, party with some sluts, fuck some bitches, & get fucking wild.
Nigga we about to party so Lace up bitch.
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Some consider this an art, some may consider a learned skill, and I myself think it is a bit of both. At the onset of the act, can be very technical. However during the closing is pure art. Please keep in mind this a sexual act enjoyed by both partners. Shoe Lacing is when at the time of ejaculation. The man must control himself by holding back the semen (generally by squeezing the penis) this will allow an even flow of release as appose to a pulsation. IE: technical. Now the art form. At this time the man has the opportunity paint what would look like the lacing of a Converse All Star any ware on his partners body, preferably the face.
My girl and I were making mad love last night. I was about to reach an all time high explosion of semen. I pulled out and said in a rage, TIME FOR A SHOE LACE! By the time I was through shoe lacing her, her face looked like a pair of Kedds sneakers.
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When a girl is being eaten out by a guy, who is having sex with another girl, who, while in a back bend, is giving head to a guy who is making out with a girl doing doggie style with a guy who is making out with the first girl.
"Hey i want to be eaten out by... you!"
"Sure but i want to have sex wit her while eaten you out!"
"Ok but i'm going to be giving head to this guy while in this position!"
"Ok but i'm going to be making out wit that girl right there getting it up the ass"
"Ok!"
"Well since i'm last i'll just making out with this girl right here... hey look this looks like a shoe lace!"
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used to describe people who were obsessively concerned about outward appearances; primarily to the detriment of those inside. It came from the practice of hanging beautiful lace curtains so your house looked nice from the street but having torn/broken furniture inside because you were so poor.
My mom grew up in a lace Irish home. Her mother would hang a giant Christmas Wreath on the front door but they would have no gifts... or tree.
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