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One person gets on a ladder (5 feet tall) with a hard cock. The other person lays on the ground spreading his lubed up anus. The dude on the ladder then jumps and penetrates the other persons sopping wet gaping bung hole.
Dude my anus still hurts from when your brother did the texas ladder on me
The nerd's attempt to rationalize his lacking sex life taken to the extreme.
However, it's utterly hilarious. Just don't take it seriously (please).
Nerd 1: Why won't Michelle go out with me? I bought her an epic mount and wrote her into my fanfic.
Nerd 2: Did she tell you she just wanted to be friends?
Nerd 1: Y..Yeah.
Nerd 2: Well, according the ladder theory, you are on her friends ladder and therefore will never be getting any.
Nerd 1: *head explodes*
Stacking two women on a bed and banging one in the pussy, then the ass, then move to the next girls pussy then ass.
Scott has always wanted to climb the ladder, but now he is married and can't live his dream.
when a girl does a hand stand and a boys kneels down a eats out her vagina which she gives him a blow job. it is pretty much like 69 but so much better and much more intense (;
yo dude, so me and caroline did the crazy ladder last night and my arms kill today from holding her up.. but man was it so worth it!
A slut who lets anyone go down on her for money in schools, events, amusement parks, etc.
Guy 1: Yo let’s check out that public ladder near that bathroom over
Guy 2: No way that’s a huge ass line
Guy 1: Dang it lets go find another one
When someone climbs the corporate ladder through sexual means.
"She is too dumb for that job, obviously she's climbing the zipper ladder."
A sexual act by which a gentleman titty-f***’s a large breasted woman who is lactating while her breasts are full. The leaking milk is the only lubricant used. The gentleman makes aggressive cow noises while the woman spanks and scolds him with phrases such as “You filthy cunt!!” and “Down Bessie!”
Dude, I totally climbed the Dairy Ladder with Tiffany last night.