laid back

A sexual encounter from long ago.

The Pilgrims who got laid back then didn't enjoy it.

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laid face

The expressionless face one can only express after having lost their virginity.

Person 1- “Dude, I bet he’s never gotten laid”
Person 2- “No, he’s got the laid face, we can’t mess with him, there’s no doubt about it, just look at him.”

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koo-laid

Koo Laid is a producer from Milwaukee, Wisconsin that put The Ill Mill on the map...Rest in Peace Koo Laid

I wan't grape koo-laid with that toast bitch!

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q-laid

Drinks at a gay bar (Queers are taking the word Queer back!)

Let's go downtown and have some Q-laid and dance!

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Laid Off

Getting "Laid Off" is similar to getting Laid,

only with neither the lubrication or the enjoyment, and penetration occurs in other than the preferred orifice. Also known as occupational sodomy.

"In part due to the occupational sodomy scheduled the following week to be inflicted upon the backbone of the company (otherwise known as the workforce); Dick and Jane threw caution to the wind and performed rectal fornication on the center of the President's Desk, thereby getting laid immediately prior to getting 'laid off', moreover; achieving the added bonus of spewing onto the company's errant balance sheet a copious amount of chocolatey chocolate chip cocksnot out of the shitty end of the fuckstick of Dick".

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laid out

Having lounged around in the sun in a bikini all day for the sole purpose of getting a tan. Activity is usually accompanied by margaritas and is done poolside or at a beach. A favorite pastime of females in warm climates or on vacation.

Guy: What'd you do today?
Girl: Aww, nothing. Just hung around by the pool and laid out.

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get laid

something a guy thinks he will get if he listens to dashboard well he won't because the girl wil think he is sweet and she would wanna be with him not on him

guys are such pussys

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