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a character from the hit online web series "Write That Shit Down", portrayed by Robert McCormack. The Laptop Mizer dresses in wildly inappropriate clothing, steals people's laptops, downloads the most horrible pornography imaginable onto it, and then masturbates all over it.
Bingington: Who are you?
Laptop Mizer: I'm... THE LAPTOP MIZER! *laughs*
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Scaffolders Laptop = Fruit Machine, Diddler or any kind of gaming machine found in bars that will ultimately lose you money but seems to attract people nevertheless especially from the laboring trades.
"Man, I cant believe Numnuts over there just won ÂŁ20 on that scaffolders laptop, I've been diddling it for over an hour!!"
"He's pro man!? he's a scaffolder!!""
"Ahhhh....."
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refers to an african with no laptop
There was an African boy waiting for his donation to get his so called “600 bucks” as a laptop african.
The annoying expat who constantly post pictures of themselves working on their laptop by the beach, nature or a cafe in some remote third world country, usually very pale skin, malnourished and spotting a manbun with a cup of soy latte, and portraying themselves as successful carefree individual living the life.
See that hippie laptop expat over there? He said he's a dropshipper.
Some retard who uses a laptop cause he can't write properly. He usually carries it in a briefcase. His name is usually Louis Elcombe.
His name is Louis Elcombe and he's got a laptop he must be a Laptop kid what a retard!
That’s me! A charming adventurer, full of artistic talent. Very capable. Always ready to explore and experience new things.
Friends of mine:
Cactus with a book
Cactus with a soccer ball
Cactus with a pencil
Cactus with a pencil: Hey, cactus with a laptop, come sit with us!
Doesn’t go outside and never touches grass, not only that but showers don’t exist same with deodorant and are most likely really skinny
Oh bro your room smells like armpit I bet your a laptop gamer and your name is estin