It describes a boy or girl or non bianary person that is annoying or excessively eats, or your aunt at thanksgiving!
βDonβt speak to that filthy lard ass!!!!
the act of "throwing your fat" onto another person in order to initiate physical conflict.
I thought this guy was lard tossing on me, but he really just tripped into me.
A lifeguard that simply sits around on their lard-ass while at work and does not pay any real attention to the swimmers. Employed officially as lifeguards, such folks seem to be completely oblivious and disconnected from their job - which is to guard and protect lives. Life-lards appear to care very little or nothing at all for the lives that they are supposedly guarding.
Life-lards tend to avoid looking at the pool as much as possible. Instead, they hide out in the office, stare into space, and/or talk incessantly to each other. Life-lards also tend to send or read text messages, as a means of avoiding looking at the pool.
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Obease person
"That lard ass over there is checkin you out...he probably wants to eat you."
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omg terrance's mom is such a fuckin sick lard ass
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a really really fat kid who when walks his entir stomach bounces and jiggles
God Damn Jaimes such a lard ass
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What you call really fat kidd, and i mean really fat.
Cool kid: hey Lard Chops, your fat, and so is your mom!!!!
Lard Chops: yeah well!!!! im so fat im bullet proof!!
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