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Lard ass

It describes a boy or girl or non bianary person that is annoying or excessively eats, or your aunt at thanksgiving!

β€œDon’t speak to that filthy lard ass!!!!

by Dungeon Dicks December 6, 2019


lard tossing

the act of "throwing your fat" onto another person in order to initiate physical conflict.

I thought this guy was lard tossing on me, but he really just tripped into me.

by chunkd July 26, 2014


life-lard

A lifeguard that simply sits around on their lard-ass while at work and does not pay any real attention to the swimmers. Employed officially as lifeguards, such folks seem to be completely oblivious and disconnected from their job - which is to guard and protect lives. Life-lards appear to care very little or nothing at all for the lives that they are supposedly guarding.

Life-lards tend to avoid looking at the pool as much as possible. Instead, they hide out in the office, stare into space, and/or talk incessantly to each other. Life-lards also tend to send or read text messages, as a means of avoiding looking at the pool.

by Habitus June 11, 2010

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lard ass

Obease person

"That lard ass over there is checkin you out...he probably wants to eat you."

by asdf December 13, 2002

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lard ass

a.k.a. ur mom's fat hairy ass

omg terrance's mom is such a fuckin sick lard ass

by urmom12490709on December 7, 2006

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Lard Ass

a really really fat kid who when walks his entir stomach bounces and jiggles

God Damn Jaimes such a lard ass

by Duane Peters April 19, 2006

21πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


lard chops

What you call really fat kidd, and i mean really fat.

Cool kid: hey Lard Chops, your fat, and so is your mom!!!!

Lard Chops: yeah well!!!! im so fat im bullet proof!!

by ph34r_me June 24, 2005

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