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The excessive over hanging of fat on one's pectorlis majoris and surronding area
I thought i was fat but that guy has full blown lard tits
the act of "throwing your fat" onto another person in order to initiate physical conflict.
I thought this guy was lard tossing on me, but he really just tripped into me.
A lifeguard that simply sits around on their lard-ass while at work and does not pay any real attention to the swimmers. Employed officially as lifeguards, such folks seem to be completely oblivious and disconnected from their job - which is to guard and protect lives. Life-lards appear to care very little or nothing at all for the lives that they are supposedly guarding.
Life-lards tend to avoid looking at the pool as much as possible. Instead, they hide out in the office, stare into space, and/or talk incessantly to each other. Life-lards also tend to send or read text messages, as a means of avoiding looking at the pool.
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Obease person
"That lard ass over there is checkin you out...he probably wants to eat you."
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omg terrance's mom is such a fuckin sick lard ass
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a really really fat kid who when walks his entir stomach bounces and jiggles
God Damn Jaimes such a lard ass
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What you call really fat kidd, and i mean really fat.
Cool kid: hey Lard Chops, your fat, and so is your mom!!!!
Lard Chops: yeah well!!!! im so fat im bullet proof!!
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