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A commercially cooked dish presented as a home-cooked one.
"Hey, look, Kamal brought some Lebanese lasagna for our potluck!" said Dave, pointing to the Pizza Hut boxes.
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What a black woman's vagina with large labias looks like when peeled open.
1. I brought this black chick home from the bar last night and boy did she have a gnarly black lasagna
2. I don't know man, white girls are cool and all but i just can't get enough of that black lasagna lovin'.
-see jungle fever
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When the female partner is on her period and while having intercourse the male ejaculates inside of her. Therefore, causing the blood and sperm to run down her leg like the sauce and cheese of a hot piece of lasagna.
My friend was having sex last night and didn't know she was on her period until he pulled out and saw a piece of hot lasagna on her thigh.
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A sexual move in which a male has his foreskin removed by the front two teeth of his partner. The foreskin is then put in a lasagna bake and put in the microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds.
*just had sex*
Male: I'm starving
Female: foreskin lasagna?
Male: ok then.....
*female bites off foreskin*
Male: owwwww!!!!!!
Female: it will be worth it
*puts foreskin in lasagna bake and cooked in microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds*
Female: de-lish
Male: IKR!!!!!
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Typically a vagina that is nasty wrinkly little brown and a little black and a little green and on his/her period.
Dude look at this lasagna pussy I'd never eat that shit.
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