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improved vision one has achieved following laser eye surgery
I love my laser vision; I don't need glasses anymore.
A term used to describe the mechanism of destruction of a particularly powerful penis.
George's dick laser annihilated Gertrude the Lesbian Hooker.
1.) General insult. Particularly good for someone (usually drunk) acting like a total bafoon.
2.) The most powerful vagina-based weapon in any woman's arsenal.
1.) Carl is a total cunt laser!
2.) Oh my fuck! Check out the cunt laser on that chick!
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post laser eye surgery side effect of having constant beer goggles.
that girl was hideous but Timmy had his laser goggles going and took her home.
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Diarrhea consisting only of pure fecal liquid with no solid feces contained within it. When expelled from the colon, the contraction of the anal sphincter will focus the diarrhea into an extremely narrow stream. The resulting laser beam can be focused in a specific direction with a distance proportional to the aperture of the sphincter. The color of the beam will vary depending on its source, from a neon yellow to a burnt orange.
Sally misfired her hershey laser in my bathroom last night. Now there's a hole in my toilet seat and a line of diarrhea running halfway up the wall!
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The public bathroom game for males; when in a stall, you and the person in the stall next to you try to pee on each other's shoes under the barrier.
Friend: Hey, why are your shoes all wet?
You: Oh, me and the guy in the stall next to me were playing laser tag.
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A term to describe unparalleled focus and a super human ability. Used improperly in the workplace by individuals who desire to sound smart and appear to have a large vocabulary. It is vapid, and when used as a verb, normally provides little to no impact to any conversation. However, Superman could use his "Laser Vision" to see through things and burn stuff. If he worked in an office there would definitely be "Laser Vision."
Joe: "Man it has been a long day. I can't seem to keep up with all of this work and still focus on keeping everyone happy in the front office. I wish I had the "laser Vision" that Jackie has. She is like a super hero who can see what people want and talk her way out of anything.
Sean: "Yeah, I agree", "She definitely uses that "Laser Vision" to target and kiss the right buts around here."
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